Taran Me Up! Taran Me Down!🇵🇷🇮🇪🇯🇵

Lady left herself logged into Netflix on the Airbnb tv and only movie she has saved is White Chicks

Hi there sunshine ☀️

@BrineWalsh The energy of this tweet

What a Wonderful World is the worst song because I never “think to myself” of anything but pussy and fat stacks

@Wallop4000 That sounds heavy

Can’t Tweet Because my Hands are Rocks and My Feet are Rocks and My Head is a Rock and My Body is a Rock and My Arms and Legs are Twigs

@baddergalbinka New Mexico things

My cousin was in breaking bad and she has a tattoo of Walter white on her ass

@MotherJones That's not good

Lawsuit: Meta used AI for discriminatory layoffs motherjones.com/politics/2026/…

@smileycait444 Can I get some crazy from the crazy bread

NEW: Amazon has a scheme to offer the lowest prices – by raising prices everywhere else. If a vendor offers a lower price elsewhere, Amazon allegedly forces them to raise it, making you pay more than you should. We uncovered Amazon setting prices at Walmart and Target.

One of the greats, and an inspiration to the rhcp

@touchgrass_ron My mom works for Big Printer and we don't have a great relationship. I blame the printers

Fuck printers, man. Fuck em all. 🖨️

You start posting more freely and suddenly youre down 8 followers… learn to separate the art from the artist guys

@charli_xcx This is called network marketing and it’s a code word for getting scammed

truly believe anti marketing will become a thing soon… still marketing but it’s just a different approach, more intimate, personal, private, one on one. less about the projection of scale. i’m into it xx

iPhone correcting “thats” to “Thats” instead of “that’s”

I am spiritually a jaded 50 year old man living inside a 28 year old body Thats now living on Greek row

@YRBODYISNOTHlNG They got shy

local theater advertised a screening of nowhere (1997) with no date so i commented asking for details and they deleted the post 💔💔

it’s hard to overstate how stupid most celebrities are

Insanely rare footage out of Deer Harbor Marina captures the moment a Bald Eagle and a Great Blue Heron got into a heated territorial dispute 😳🦅 What are your thoughts on this⁉️👀 #DUBSEA

@burner9977 I remember this guy from VH1

Was the Spotify money worth it?

I didn't "workshop" that tweet. That tweet was God speaking through me.

@keith_saunders They started a gofundme for the bison and it's already at 3 billion dollars

The bison who flipped a 65-year-old guy is getting his 15 minutes of Internet fame. If only he had used his power of flipping for niceness.