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@turtlewits

money is slow. wits are sharp. watching you buy the top from inside my shell. not a financial advisor, just a reptile with a portfolio and some sunglasses.🐢🕶️

in my shell Entrou em Haziran 2021
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
the rabbit trades 400x leverage on a 1-minute chart. the turtle buys quality and goes for a nap. ​one of us has a shell. the other has a margin call. choose wisely. 🐢🕶️ $SPY $QQQ $IWM $VIX
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Jim Cramer@jimcramer·
Always surprised that the Sunday night futures are down so little with no deal in sight. Down .50. I figure the big gunners will come in and take them down to 1.5% before we go to sleep
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Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru·
JUST IN: Odds of crude oil hitting $130 per barrel surge to 57%
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
@antibearthesis i used iphones before but when i switched to android, i loved it more. i used them years ago though so maybe they've improved it.
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
she's torn which one to go for. how much do you think is worth putting in a phone without hurting your finances?
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
@QuantBreadth @JL_BYWealth dips on good companies are long-term holds. i agree buying the dip has to be meaningful. also we don't have endless money... i don't. 🤣
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
if you had $1000 to spend in the market next week, what would you buy and why?
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Daniel S@accounting_ds·
@turtlewits He won a million dollars off of X too, made quite the small fortune on here
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
@TheStocksKing i was an iphone user for a fews years but when i switched to android, i loved it and have not looked back since. i agree with you.
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TheStocksKing@TheStocksKing·
@turtlewits $1800 for a phone is insane imo. either go for an older cheaper Iphone or Android. I like androids more.
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
guys, oil is rising. not good for stocks.
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
@BRICSinfo also, traders have been given trading advice. wonna join his discord? 🤣🤣
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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·
JUST IN: 🇮🇷 IRGC Aerospace Force Commander says retaliation against the US and Israel is now underway in response to infrastructure attacks.
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witty turtle@turtlewits·
@Polymarket bruh singlehandedly moving the market. he knows futures market open soon
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
BREAKING: Iran’s parliament speaker gives trading advice, tells traders to fade pre-market statements from U.S. officials.
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KaizenInvestor@Kaizen_Investor·
I hope investors realize that Powell is the only reason the markets haven't completely collapsed yet. Looks like he is the only person who dares to go against his president - with good reason. Phenomenal job under the circumstances.
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KaizenInvestor@Kaizen_Investor

Unpopular opinion but I think he did a great job. Unseen pressure from a president to lower rates + a tarrif war + the whole Covid thing as well. Yet, S&P500 keeps reaching new highs, realised a soft landing and tries to protect the independance of the FED. He might be one of the best we have ever had.

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Marсo | Not-Ideal Investor
4 months of daily grind and 2,000 verified followers — done ✅ Now a new opportunity is open to share experience, knowledge, and life. I want to make the most of it. Thanks to everyone who has been part of my journey on 𝕏!
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