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@StephenMcC67777 @JimSpenceDundee Dockies are bigger stanes.

@JimSpenceDundee Take dockies is bottles Jim ?

Remember it well. A wild night with dockies and stones flying everywhere.

@XStevoGabino @NUCLRGOLF Oh but they do and to a very high standard.

@NUCLRGOLF Maybe because Trump likes golf and plays it. Members of Augusta don't play!

🚨🗣️❌ #NOT WELCOME — Legendary golf instructor Butch Harmon says President Donald Trump does not fit the profile for being a member at Augusta National. “I think you can answer that yourself – because he’s Trump. I think he is who he is. He’s full of himself. He’s the type of person that I don’t think fits the profile of an Augusta member.” “I’ve known him most of my whole life, because his father was a member of Winged Foot. What you see is what you get with him. And I don’t think his personality fits the membership at Augusta.” “And it doesn’t matter that he is president. I don’t think that has anything to do with it, because there’s been a lot of other presidents who played golf, and they’re not members….” “Clinton, Obama, they played golf. I think it’s just his personality doesn’t mix with that particular club. That’s as politically correct as I can be.” ➡️ Do you agree with Butch? (Via @TelegraphSport)

@NUCLRGOLF Having met a few Augusta members. Butch is spot on.

@TomPaisley90 Cast yersel 25-100 years ago and tell us under Labour/Tory run councils it was better. And why was it better.

@MartinSLewis Spain is implementing a €5billion fuel and energy package, by cutting VAT.

Not checked this myself but Paul's attention to detail is usually spot on.

@Cruickshank4DCE Why is your list MSP buddy, Michael Marra advocating a cut in road repairs? The current Scottish Government have spent over £450m in the past few years, but you lot are going to cut it by £100m. What will the savings be spent on?

End the SNP waste.

@Top100Rick Seen it happen as a scoring marshal for an ex Ryder Cup players group. He the Ryder Cup player was knee deep in the rough, 10 yards in, jumping up and down. Casually water guys. Relief all the way to the fairway.

I don’t know how to fix this golf rule and maybe there isn’t a way to fix it. But it just feels so wrong. It can literally be a full or half stroke reward for finding a sprinkler head. Something can be legal and be ethically wrong. That’s what this is.

@GlorifiedDonkey Not so good.

Massive NEWS at Pebble Beach! From May 1st caddies will no longer be independent contractors. We will become employees of the caddie management company who have managed us since 2002. Nothing will change they say! 🥶 SURE! Hourly wage. 🥶 Restriction on days worked. 🥶 Everything will change! What does it mean for the actual golfers? Should caddies be independent or employees?

@JonathanPieNews Remember when Reagan was president, and at the time allegedly unhinged. Billy Connolly joked. " We don't even give our father the remote control".

This man has access to the nuclear codes.

@Top100Rick At least you're on the list Rick. It has now been closed for the foreseeable future.

@twapint I’m on that wait list! #2020 lol

Everyone is talking about the Dallas country club prices. Yes $250,000 is a lot. Yes $30,000 a year is a lot. But the crazy part? If you won Powerball tomorrow, you’d still never be able to join a bunch of them. Preston Trail, Dallas, Northwood, Brookhollow you better go find a member to marry if you want in.

@JohnMorton215 Mary Queen of Scots, was sinKing birdies a good 60 odd years before him.

Why is a King of England that was LITERALLY beheaded over 400 years ago in a golf card set?? 🤔 Well, odd fact for you: King Charles I played golf at Leith Links during his time as king. It is believed he was golfing at Leith when he learned of the Irish Rebellion of 1641! He would later be accused & convicted of treason, which led to his beheading in London in 1649.

@Cutterthecaddie Score 94 Putts 33

MARCH BOOK GIVEAWAY On Saturday, Cutter plays his annual round of golf at Pebble Beach. To win a copy of Cutter's coffee table-sized golf humor book "Introducing Cutter; America's Unfiltered Caddie" simply reply below with your best guess of what score Cutter will shoot. 🤔 Cutter's current index is 7.2 and in full transparency...this will be Cutter's 3rd round of the year. In case of a tie, you will want to guess the number of putts in the round. Entries should look something like this: score 82 putts 30 If there's a tie, Cutter will ship more books 🤜🤛

@JimSpenceDundee At the time it felt like a weekly attempt at the world records.

The joy from watching these three superb athletes competing was boundless.

@ionafyfe Hard neck to wear tartan.

An absolute riddy.

@GlorifiedDonkey Most likely driver then wedge out of bunker 😁

Hole 3 at Spyglass Hill GC. Downhill par 3. 147 yards playing 185 with the wind! 💨 What you hitting?

@ProZabbo @Daniel_Rapaport @AnthonyKim_Golf Correct, after all The Masters at Augusta is an invitational tournament. Not entirely based on merit.

@Daniel_Rapaport If the membership at Augusta does not invite @AnthonyKim_Golf what are we even doing here? I lose any remnant of faith in the PGA tour/golf elite even doing remotely what is in the best interest of the game.

I don’t think it’ll happen (yet) but from an entertainment standpoint you better believe I want Anthony Kim at Augusta. Talk about box office…

@fesshole Likewise with Asian bumguns.

I have no idea how to use a bidet. I've lived in Spain for 30 years and can't really ask now.

@JimSpenceDundee Was it something like 107mph at the 74 World Cup.

Best striker of a ball since Peter Lorimer

@PippaCrerar Pippa, dream on. Sarwar was never in a month of Sundays getting near Bute House. Where did you hear this?

Scottish Labour has seen poll ratings slump since the general election from the point where Anas Sarwar was on course for Bute House to now, when the party has slipped into third place. Senior party figures blame the UK government's woes for fall in support, and think their chances would be improved if Starmer goes, with Sarwar already publicly urging PM to stay behind his desk in London.

BREAKING: Anas Sarwar, the Scottish Labour leader, is to directly call for Keir Starmer to stand down as PM, sources say as per @heraldscotland @Geri_E_L_Scott and others. A big moment.