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Hi @GaryBarlow can I get a retweet from you for my wife. She is an artist and is trying to launch her career. She is your biggest fan and painted this inspired by you. Thanks Gaz!

You feed beefburgers to swans!

Liam Rosenior and Matt Le Tissier should start a podcast together.

#nowplaying World Party - Trouble Down Here youtu.be/tg9krtLJUH0?si…

@lee0969 @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_X @FatOldAnarchist Your tracklist is different to mine. Maybe an import or bootleg version. I'll go for A Clean Break.

On this day in 1982 No 22 UK Album Chart Talking Heads “The Name Of This Band Is Talking Heads”. Double live album showing just how good they are..perfect. I’ll choose “Psycho Killer” how about you? #1980s #TalkingHeads @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_x @FatOldAnarchist @brunstead @SkaManD14

Mrs Kirk not content with just being FLOTUS.

Is that why GBeebies let you go?

I am the great Cannobio. I need TP for my bunghole #england

@NoirMJ Gilf nudity notwithstanding.

Absolutely did not need to be made.

All three at once. Whistling in the cornfield.

I can no longer hold my tongue seeing the utter lies being spread about Britain, our history of migration, and how this country was built into what it is today. For those so deeply buried in fake news, manufactured outrage and billionaire‑funded propaganda, I’m going to lay out the truth – and exactly why you’re being fed all this poison. Britain was never a sealed white island. From Roman times there were African soldiers stationed on Hadrian’s Wall and living in British towns, people from across the empire walking these roads nearly 2,000 years ago. Through the Middle Ages and Tudor England you still find Black people in the records – sailors, craftsmen, servants, musicians – even Black musicians at the royal court and Africans being baptised, marrying and being buried in English parishes like anyone else. This isn’t some modern experiment; it’s older than half the castles people visit on their bank‑holiday tours. As Britain went out into the world, the world came here. Sailors and traders from India, Yemen and beyond were arriving in British ports from the 1600s. Some of those men were practising a new faith to most Britons at the time, praying quietly in boarding houses near the docks while they worked brutal shifts in the engine rooms of British ships. Over the centuries, more people from North Africa, the Middle East and South Asia passed through and settled, bringing their languages, foods and beliefs into port cities that were far more mixed than today’s nostalgia merchants like to admit. After two world wars, the truth is simple: this country asked the Commonwealth to come and rebuild it. People from the Caribbean, Africa and South Asia didn’t sneak in; they were recruited. They came to drive buses and trains, staff the NHS, work in mills and foundries, clean offices, run corner shops, open takeaways and small businesses, and yes, build prayer spaces and community centres alongside churches and temples in the neighbourhoods everyone now pretends were always “traditional” and “unchanged”. They did the work that kept Britain going while being told to go home, refused housing, and treated as permanent outsiders. And what have they been paid back with? Scandals where people who’ve lived, worked and paid taxes here for decades get told they don’t belong. Policies designed to make life so hostile that some give up and leave. A media that uses their names, accents, clothes or places of worship as props in endless scare stories. The message is always the same: you might toil for this country, but you will never fully be of it. So when you hear that “Britain was white until recently” or that the country has been “overrun”, understand that you don’t arrive at that belief by accident. You get there because your history has been deliberately ripped out and replaced with a comforting myth: that “real” Britain is white, homogenous, and constantly under siege from people who look, speak or pray differently. Now look at when this myth has been turned up to max volume. Wages frozen. Housing a sick joke. Energy and food prices out of control. Public services hacked to pieces. At the same time, the number of people hoarding unimaginable wealth at the top has exploded. Funny, isn’t it, how every front page is about boats and “swarms” and “our culture”, and almost never about the landlords, hedge funds, private equity and offshore trusts quietly buying up your city and your future. That’s because this isn’t just prejudice; it’s a strategy. If you’re sitting on a mountain of wealth, the last thing you want is ordinary people – of every colour and background – realising they have the same problems and the same enemy. Much safer if the factory worker is furious at the new family down the road. Much safer if the person who can’t see a doctor blames the nurse with an accent instead of the minister who cut the funding. Much safer if a man who can’t afford his rent spends his rage on the woman in a headscarf at the bus stop instead of the billionaire who owns half his city. Racist rhetoric, religious dog‑whistling, all of it, exists to break solidarity. It turns neighbours into enemies and stops people seeing that Black, brown and white working‑class communities have far more in common with each other than any of them will ever have with the people flying in on private jets. It keeps you so busy policing skin colour, passports and prayer mats that you never get round to asking why your kids can’t afford a home, why your parents can’t get a hospital bed, why you’re working harder and standing still. The real story of Britain is this: a crossroads, not a fortress. Africans on Hadrian’s Wall. Black people in Tudor courts and city streets. Sailors, traders and workers from South Asia, the Middle East and beyond in the ports. Caribbean, African and Asian workers rebuilding the country after the war, staffing surgeries and hospitals, driving cabs, running shops, cooking food, teaching kids. Today’s multi‑ethnic, multi‑faith working class is not a glitch; it is Britain. It built this place and it keeps it running. If you’re genuinely angry about what’s happening to this country, good. You should be. But aim it where it belongs. Britain was never pure, never untouched, never “theirs” to take back. The people ruining your standard of living are not the ones risking their lives to get here, or the ones whose names you struggle to pronounce. They’re the ones buying politicians, owning media outlets, writing the story of this country so you never learn your own – and never realise who is standing beside you.

Big Ben uses a lot more palm oil since losing his wine wanking job.

@davedavieskinks @mypalfootfoot7 @thelittleidiot @jaynecounty27 Probably best to ignore anything Moby says to be honest.

to @thelittleidiot Moby’s criticism of our song LOLA these are the words sent to me and Ray from our dear friend trans icon @jaynecounty27 #JayneCounty. I am highly insulted that MOBY would accuse my brother of being ‘unevolved’ or transphobic in any way. theguardian.com/music/2026/mar…

@lee0969 @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_X Has to be The Card Cheat for me.

On this day in 1980 No 42 UK Album Chart The Clash “London Calling” IMHO the album that has everything. The Mount Everest of albums. A very difficult choice, but I’ll choose “Rudie Can’t Fail” how about you? #1980s #TheClash #Punk @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_x @FatOldAnarchist @brunstead @SkaManD14

Found out via Facebook that my local pub is run by poppy shagging islamophobes.

@ScotsPostPunk @GCPunkNewWave @NewWaveAndPunk @NDB66 @Dub_Cadet @StevoMusicMan @muzicgeezer @caroline_binnie She's a cumeater

STOP PRESS: delighted to hear that Hall & Oates have settled their recent business differences and are set to reform… @GCPunkNewWave @NewWaveAndPunk @NDB66 @Dub_Cadet @StevoMusicMan @muzicgeezer @caroline_binnie

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

@withnailjones It goes in cycles. What boggles my cranium is the fixation on that one song when they did so many. Like a radio playlist it's so limiting when it needn't be.

Weird how this is suddenly getting a load of attention. Has it recently featured in some really popular TV series? Bit like Running Up That Hill?

@NoirMJ @realrikkidoolan If Christians knew the sacrifice behind Ramadan they might need to re-evaluate the adjective 'Christian'.

@realrikkidoolan Yeah, Christianity is famously an English religion🤔

Britain is a Christian country. No English Premier League match should be stopping for players to break a fast of a foreign religion. The fans rightly booed.

@seanspicer You threaten to invade NATO allies, told the world you don’t need allies, insulted our people who died in your wars, monster is for absorbing the refugees from your wars, and collude with Russia in their continued war on our continent. How about you go fuck yourself?