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ร€gbร  John Doe@jon_d_doeยท
If you have a male friend that has refused to reduce the rate at which he visits you after you marry your wife, to the extent that he doesn't mind passing the night. He's most likely coming to visit your wife. Not you. End.
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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_pยท
Women are the best profilers. They broke shame men by the car they drive. They broke shame men by the clothes they were. They broke shame men by the phone they use. They broke shame men by the jobs they do. They broke shame men by the salary they earn. They height shame men. They body shame men. They even dick shame men. But guess what? They wants theirs to be different. They can profile and shame men but it becomes insensitive and "she's just a girl" when it's a man doing it against a woman. What they forget is; What is good for the goose is also good for the gander. The game might be brutal but it's still fair.
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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_pยท
A local female artist calling men jobless will forever be funny to me. Female makeup artists, nail technicians, and perfume vendors, you all belong in the same category. Jobless women using hookup as a cover up. But still think you can broke shame other men. See the end result of the woman she did makeup for, looking worst than she came in. At the end of the day, you're just a part-time makeup artist and a FULL-TIME WHORE.
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Nonso-Vintage
Nonso-Vintage@ACrowd34ยท
My girlfriend introduced me to her best friend who happens to be a girl too. So, we gradually become close. She started calling me BESTIE, me self was shocked. Our friendship grew gradually but for some unhealthy reasons I wasn't telling my girlfriend of how my friendship with her girlfriend has been growing from strength to strength, I also noticed her best friend (My now bestie) wasn't telling her a thing. We would hangout, talk, and chat regularly. She would ask me for financial support from time to time and I would always give to her without hesitation. She would ask about her best friend, and how my relationship with her has been going, I would say everything is fine. One Sunday evening I invited her to a hotel where I usually hangout in their bar, and she came looking all sexy and smashy. We ate and shared a bottle of four cousin wine. I then called the waitress and requested for a room for short-Rest (Short-Time), the waitress arranged it. She didn't bother asking why we needed a room, so we went inside the room together. When we entered the room she then asked why we were in the room, I didn't bother answering her but instead pulled her close to me and started kissing her. She responded to the kiss and hastily removed her shoes and her hair. Within 3 mins I was already ramming her so hard from behind and she moaned and screamed like I have never seen before. When we were done, we slept for about an hour then I dropped her off. It continued like that for about 8 months or there about, then she called me one day to tell me she was pregnant, and I was responsible but then asked me not to worry that she will give the pregnancy to her fiancรฉ. Yes, she had a boyfriend who later proposed and she accepted while I was still smashing her. Even with the pregnancy we continued smashing but sadly she lost the pregnancy 4 months, and I was very glad that she did even though I pretended to be sad and angry about that. In all of this neither my girlfriend nor her fiancรฉ found out. After smashing her on the 4th of January this year, I decided to end things with her because it stopped being fun to me. Well, she is getting married next weekend to her fiancรฉ and I'm happy for them.
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MarshaLL
MarshaLL@MarshaLLee_001ยท
@VERITY_HQ dey play lol, untill you get a response of like "What is that supposed to mean" Oyaa reply nh as you be Merlin wey get lines ๐Ÿ˜‚
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veriTYโ„ข๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Fastest way to start a conversation with any girl. You : hey Whatsup, howโ€™s it going? She : fine , you . You : umm Iโ€™m alright. You : wow Iโ€™m curious about something. She : what is it ? You : people say beautiful girls ainโ€™t good at doing some kind of stuffs She : what kind of stuff. You : well I bet you are a bad cook even with your pretty face. Sit back and watch her write an epistle explaining how good she is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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ร€gbร  John Doe (back up)
A man married a single mother of 2. She gave birth to twins in the marriage. Turned out that the father of the twins is the man's best friend. The wife abandoned him, and he became broke and a shadow of himself. He died yesterday. Please read ๐Ÿ‘‡.
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Dr Craze
Dr Craze@crazeclownยท
God please put me On ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
Omo Ade@MaxToks001

God please put me on

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Danny Walter ๐Ÿงธ
Danny Walter ๐Ÿงธ@AjeboDannyยท
Death comes for everyone, righteous or not. So how can the wages of sin be death?
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Ja Leto
Ja Leto@_falsi1keยท
If you have never bought a phone for a girl before, retweet this post.
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LADY RED
LADY RED@LADYREDlyยท
Good morning my good Neighbourโ€™s.
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CRESTED
CRESTED@GodstimeKonyemeยท
@badman_boye1 No free money anywhere Gambling kills your presence and your future
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COUTINHO LFC ๐Ÿ”ด
COUTINHO LFC ๐Ÿ”ด@surecr7ยท
I was willing to go for even 10 years. It was only 3 years because she wanted marriage ๐Ÿ˜‚
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COUTINHO LFC ๐Ÿ”ด
COUTINHO LFC ๐Ÿ”ด@surecr7ยท
I've never cared ,I've never searched her phone ,I've never ever tried to catch her Boom ๐Ÿ’ฅ ,one day she needed me to help her send streak because her phone screen broke I logged in her snap than I saw a text from a guy making fun of my girlfriend "Don't come if you're not fvcking today" and she replied "I'm sorry for the last time ,I will make it up to you today " I played along , 3 years after. She asked me to come see her parents .. then I told her what I saw She burst tears That guy was her colleague at work
Shola ๐Ÿ‘‘@itsSh0la

How did you find out your girl was cheating on you?

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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_pยท
A typical whore veteran! She thought Elon Musk pays for thirst trap. Her efforts has gone to waste and now, she'll have to double her efforts for the next two weeks in order to meet up to the monetization target. And do you know the funny thing about women like this who'll do anything to get engagement for Elon Musk pay, they're cheap to sleep with in real life. With 10k, you can paste them two rounds. But they come online to tell you 9 to 5 men can't bag them. Don't be surprised if she goes naked this time around for the next two weeks to get more engagement. At the end of the day, this is what broke women who were raised in a poor home have to go through to survive. Bed to bed midfielder.
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