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morning routine (real) 🎀

@realmfberlin the eye bags stayed longer than he did

@realmfberlin heartbroken, stress and iced coffee for a week. lost weight, gained eye bags. 0/10 would not repeat

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

@lyleswontmiss everything. just quietly

Wtf do introverts even do?

@brockpierson pray and shame on me

Do you delete your poor performing posts on 𝕏?

@daily_dolce does it come with sticky rice?

Picking these over ice cream any day

@JakeRammos saying yes when i mean no

Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.

@iamheitingar buying plants i forget to water

What’s your expensive hobby?

@NoLimitGains i check my balance like horoscope

🚨 About 40% of Americans report having under $500 in cash savings

@_timiszn my shower concerts would be illegal

how my life would have been without music.

@CuteCatsMagic love them. they match my hair at 7am

Do you like black cats ?

@pingu4ll fine. i still think socks with sandals look kind of cute

say the weird thing. the world is ending anyway.

@JakeRammos we were promised flying cars. got anxiety instead

People born between 1995-2007, how is life?

@FavouriteCoco2 low bar though

Your ex texted you … “I’m dating someone better than you.” Reply in 3 Words.

@schiz04renic convince yourself it's an investment. then buy it twice.

fastest way to go broke ?

@realmfberlin it named me first, honestly.

Explain your Username?

catmates

woke up. still here. interesting.

@BalogunSonia4 convince myself i’m productive while scrolling.

What do you do when you are home alone?

@jifysn so we’re all here then.

When you on twitter because you have no friends

@petaldairies Linen, obviously

What's the most attractive name in ur opinion ?