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@KrunkleKris @Benjaminknorr79 Very beneficial. Potentially life-changing. However, can sometimes be difficult to stick with it—DM me if you want to hear about alternatives if you struggle

Anyone prescribed a CPAP machine actually use it? Is it beneficial?

@KrunkleKris @Slimreapr14 As soon as you wake up, get bright (or sun)light, take some long, deep breaths, and then chug some water. Also, if you feel like you need to nap everyday, you probably need to try improving your overnight sleep. Naps should be a want not a need.

I still don’t get how people take naps and don’t feel like garbage when they get up I’d love to figure out that mystery

@MTGXerxes @hemantmehta

@hemantmehta I'm Xerxes. Just want to clear this up. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I do sometimes crumble into reptiles in the night however. Healthcare is too expensive to get it checked out though so it just keeps happening.

End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.

@RaeHodge yeah but what if I’m Jesus now

“A dog sleeps on his side, exposing his organs, when he feels safe. 

A husband sleeps on his side, protecting his organs from his wife’s elbow, when he snores on his back.” #sleeppeeps #sleeptwitter

Me: I plugged in your phone for you 
Wife: Aw, aren’t you a real Prince Charming
Me: I think you mean Prince CHARGing
Wife: I’ll cut you

'Apollo 13 moments': Amid coronavirus crisis, doctors, inventors convert devices into ventilators latimes.com/world-nation/s…

A team of our specialists and medical students are reconfiguring hundreds of donated machines that are typically used at home for #SleepApnea and deploying them as ventilators to be used for severely ill patients who are hospitalized with #COVID19: bit.ly/2JBKkjF

@michellelovat0 🙋🏼‍♂️

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they SHOULD!!!

@MTA at least once a week, the door leading to the south side stairwell from tracks 1 and 3 to the street at the Harlem 125th Street station is chained when the train arrives at 6:55. Any chance. Any chance someone can look into that? Thanks

@MindPlusMusic I am

@KrunkleKris @BloggingTheBoys Goff > Dak

1-10 how sad does this make you? bloggingtheboys.com/2018/9/24/1789…

The Cleveland Browns twitter.com/football_kelly…

@VoteHillary2016 @feliciaday DC isn't a state, you ignorant casual. #imstillwithher

Breaking myself of my lifeline habit of double-spacing after a period is REALLY difficult. #firstworldproblems

@MattLombardo975 Slide 4. Wrong player's name (Agholor instead of Matthews)

@NJ_Sports Check your Jordan Matthews entry (Slide 4). You have Nelson Agholor listed in the heading.

@WarrenCroxton @Southern_Philly @the_haan Which cause the safety to come down in run support, opening up the field for Anquan Boldin.