MTGXerxes

Senzu beans? Hell yeah

I remember ages ago on a stream once during the height of Chuck Norris memes saying that the memes would be glorious the day he passes on. Well. Here we are. I won't say RIP because Chuck Norris didn't die. Death died and they hired Chuck Norris to replace him.

@MegaCrit Slay the Spire 2 ultimate card game. This is hilarious. No infinites no problem. Never needed them to win anyway.

RIP Topaz. 18 years ago we adopted you from my old Gamestop manager. Hopefully now you're not in pain and can rest.

@M4GNITUDE That sounds like the absolute worst possible everything. No house, no dogs, and lost job. How did she get it all? I'm not very well off but if there's anything i can do buddy let me know. Have always loved and respected your game and you deserve so much more.

Last week I was laid off and next week I'll be officially moving out of my house as my divorce is finalized. She got the dogs and I am gonna miss em and hope I can see em again. Bad month.

@JayCuda The best part is that if/when the Seahawks win - we can just change our mind on this counting as travelling East and omit this from the record to keep the streak alive. Win win!

in this century every time the super bowl has been played in between the 2 teams - 1 team traveling east 1 traveling west - the team traveling west has won this is good news for the patriots

Few days late on my annual tradition but it's okay :)

@Merchanto20XX I actually do start him in my speed run. His flawless is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

I took a few minutes out of my evening to record the no-hit from Fire in case anyone is curious; it's possibly the easiest no-hit in the entire game I recommend Fireman as a starter for y'all MM1 run

@caro_irl Remember reading once that he envisioned black lotus into hill giant being a big time play. I guess we really didn't know anything about card games at the time or how players would develop competitive play.

i think the phrase "magic as richard garfield intended" is extremely funny because one of the ways he intended for magic to be is played with ante and shahrazad

@M4GNITUDE I'm sure you're not less fun - adulting just takes so much out of us we don't get a chance. You're doing awesome with bowling and Elestrals, thats two major hobbies. Sounds pretty cool to me buddy

I hate that ive become way less fun of a person the last few years and I hope once im through this i can start getting some of that back. Thanks to those who have stuck around.

I really cant wait until im out of here. Easily the toughest thing about divorce is losing the life you had, and small shit like "seeing your neighbors who youre friends with becoming friends with my exwife's new boyfriend" is way more sad than you thought it'd be.

@NFL_DovKleiman As a Michigan fan, this play was awesome lol we weren't even mad. Ball don't lie!

The Greatest “ball don’t lie” of all time.

@M4GNITUDE Killing it! Let's go!

Week 2 of the very competitive bowling league is in the books. I went 232-236-265 for a 733 series to move to 6-0 on th3 season. I am very happy with my performance so far.

A picture of my cat croissant and another croissant. Queue Pam from The Office 'they're the same picture'

Back to school sections should stock kevlar, right? I see the US wasted no time starting school shooting season again. If only there was just anything we could do!

@himynameisHat Clearly this just means they didn't follow the script

@SuperBlah_ Wait are you for real playing them for the first time now? Or are there some you've done and you're filling in gaps?

GG Final Fantasy, only like 30 left to go

@SuperBlah_ @e3yugioh My zapdos looks like we pretended it was a lottery scratcher. Money under the foil! Disaster lol. Stupid kids the foil was the money!

@MTGXerxes @e3yugioh This reminded me of the one I have that got run over by a car.

This was left in my house after a party yesterday. I'm assuming the gold border is like the old MTG "worlds deck" gold borders so probably not that valuable but does anyone know more? I'll try to find out more after work

@e3yugioh Nah my old base set was played with as kids. Some are real messed up. But they're at least there! Plenty of them are in great shape though too. I don't know how many extras or misprints i have but a good number. Just don't have the time or knowledge to sell

@MTGXerxes Like if u have a bunch of shadowless cards you could be looking at life changing money if theyre in good condition and are the right ones

@e3yugioh Oh no i didn't mean the set, and it's far from great shape. Just meant this one card.

@MTGXerxes Tens of thousands for a psa 10 1st edition shadowless.

@e3yugioh If it would have been "real" how much? I have my old shadowless base set and a bunch of extras/misprints laying around but too lazy to do anything with it. Maybe one day!

@MTGXerxes Goes for abt $60-$80 psa 10. Theyre functional reprints for retro players