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Fucking hell. Jimmy Saville trending and I thought he had risen from the dead. That’s all we fucking need. A massive zombie nonce
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Crash Bandicunt
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Crash Bandicunt
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You've never seen someone sad riding a jetski
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Hi @MaltesersUK.
Today, I decided to buy one of your easter eggs, because I am very big fan of your other chocolate. I was very disappointed to see that your easter egg was not like your other chocolate, rather regular chocolate, without the joy, or texture of a malteser.
Very disappointed. I hope you improve the product of your eggs in the future. I see no reason to buy it over other competitors.
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Curious to know, if you’d spent a couple of hours cooking up a curry for your family who are visiting from out of town and they turn up saying they are disappointed as they’d hoped you’d have made them a roast dinner instead, is this rude? Kind of wish I hadn’t bothered.
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We are pleased to announce our Men’s First-Team will visit Auckland, New Zealand to kick-off our 2026 pre-season tour 🇳🇿
More details 🔗 thfc.pro/4uXhlfx
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People who sleep naked do ya'll ever think about emergencies?
What if someone breaks in?
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@eddiehallWSM Knowing you're a pedophile lover is horrendous but not surprising
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@willyhutchinso Must be the only grown man ever gone into a Turkish barbers and pointed to the photo in the window of a lightning zigzag shaved into the side and say "I'll have the number 15 please bossman". What a boy
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Heaney has such a weird style. Its like his elbows are glued to his sides
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One of the best comment sections on a Tiktok that I've seen in ages.
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Comedian brutally framemogged by Mike Porky Parry
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@guygarrard @thespursweb Legs had gone but was never caught out of position because his reading of the game was so good
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@HarvesterStallo You fucking listening @hardestgeezer?! Literally jog on. You could never throw yourself into an industrial cooling device could you?
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You know whenever anyone’s like, I ran the length of Africa, or I ran 63 ultramarathons in a row? None of it is anywhere near as impressive as this clip of Rod Hull being chucked into a freezer by Emu. It’s just perfect. Such great physical comedy.
Prof. Frank McDonough@FXMC1957
17 March 1999. Rod Hull died (aged 63). He always appeared with Emu, a mute and highly aggressive arm-length puppet. Hull died in a tragic accident while trying to adjust the TV aerial on the roof of his bungalow, then slipping and falling to his death.
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@joshlufc91 He had to get up because otherwise someone on a dinghy would steal his job and his benefits
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"what a patriot" what the fuck are you on about 😂😂
BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧@BROKENBRITAIN0
🚨In the UK, a man gets absolutely SMASHED by a double decker bus, gets back up, dusts himself off, and goes to the pub for nice cold pint 🍺 🇬🇧 Cool, calm, collected - what a patriot 🗿
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My first job was at a kennel. We had an older dog they stayed with us frequently who was TERRIFIED of storms. Before I locked up one night, I knew a storm was coming, so I tried to put his thunder shirt on him, but he wasn’t having it. Finally got it on him. The next morning 1/2
Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻@CrocodileCam
Let’s hear them work horror stories
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@iconawrites Honestly can you give some examples because I just feel like you make things about someone's mother and do the hand thing?
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I am Italian. I have been living in the UK for many years, but I still swear only in Italian. The British swear like innocent teens who’ve just discovered sex, whereas even the mildest Italian insult will make the receiving person feel humiliated for existing and having heard it.
Burak 🏺🏛@bvrakvs
Japanese swear words are so childish "pig", "shit", "idiot", "die"... compared to the ruthless Mediterranean style that attacks at sexuality, honor, and the very existence of your entire family, nation, and God. Rarely does one hit you like a piece of genius literature.
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@hbrooks_coach @JacoCats Very questionable opinions and interests outside of football 👀
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I don’t usually get petty but yes, as you kept twisting what I said, as you can see @JacoCats , the players are far better than they were showing and there is some great talent in this squad
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