85.5K posts

TB

@3ambedtimeguy

|28| I won bar trivia by myself once | He/Him

Virginia, USA Присоединился Ağustos 2017

2.1K Подписки889 Подписчики

Закреплённый твит

TB@3ambedtimeguy·26 Eki

College students when they see something that's free:

Faithful Black Men Association@OfficialFBMA

Caption this 😂

English

8.9K

33.9K

TB@3ambedtimeguy·1m

@mnfaith27 I’d be distraught. That’s elite memorabilia.

English

Faith ツ@mnfaith27·4m

@3ambedtimeguy No I didn’t see the chairs that’s the problem I was just told about them and she sold them to my cousin

English

TB@3ambedtimeguy·6m

You seeing the chairs:

GIF

Faith ツ@mnfaith27

Just found out my grandma has had six chairs from the Metrodome this whole time hidden in her house

English

TB@3ambedtimeguy·44m

@alyssums0 Reptar!!!

Español

TB ретвитнул

miia@miiagarro·7h

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

English

1.1K

61.7K

TB ретвитнул

Garrett@grumpyxsnorlax·2h

That's enough resident evil for tonight I think. Goodnight.

English

TB ретвитнул

A.@ok_bishh·2h

Like what is even the point of health insurance if it doesn’t cover ANYTHING

English

455

TB@3ambedtimeguy·2h

5 cartoon shows to get to know me: Jimmy Neutron Gravity Falls SpongeBob (early seasons only) Martin Mystery Avatar the Last Airbender

Callum 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@Callum97F

5 cartoon shows to get to know me 🦖 Scooby doo Gravity falls The simpsons Courage the Cowardly dog Adventure time

English

TB@3ambedtimeguy·2h

Gravity Falls is peak

Callum 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@Callum97F

5 cartoon shows to get to know me 🦖 Scooby doo Gravity falls The simpsons Courage the Cowardly dog Adventure time

English

TB ретвитнул

Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadas·12h

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

English

2.2K

13.7K

168.5K

TB ретвитнул

6ɪx✦@ok6ixx·19h

theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying

English

680

30.8K

162.8K

TB@3ambedtimeguy·2h

Never underestimate the power of a name change midseason. One year I started 1-4 in a fantasy football league. Changed my name and never lost again. All the way to the fantasy crown.

FTN Fantasy@FTNFantasy

Does your fantasy baseball squad need a fresh start? A new name might help 🤪 ftnfantasy.com/mlb/the-400-be…

English

1.1K

TB ретвитнул

Definitely Nick@other_st_nick·2h

Skipping dinner tonight so I can set a new personal best for rolls eaten at all you can eat sushi tomorrow

English

453

TB@3ambedtimeguy·2h

They’re airing Pokemon on the bar tv.

English

TB@3ambedtimeguy·3h

That show was when I realized I was slowly starting to outgrow Nickelodeon.

ball knower 🇵🇸@notjknox

fanboy and chum chum!

English

TB ретвитнул

staxxx🦅@papiwontmiss·7h

Took my dad to out for his birthday and sent him home to my Mom in an Uber.

English

135

74.6K

1.8M

TB ретвитнул

Nostalgia Galaxy@NostalgiaGalaxy·1d

Memories of going to the doctor as a kid.

English

416

2.5K

270.9K

TB@3ambedtimeguy·4h

“How’d y’all meet?” “She grabbed some chips from my Rally Sombrero while at a Rangers game.”

MLB@MLB

The Rangers have revealed a wearable nacho "Rally Sombrero" 😭 The food vessel contains chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, pico de gallo and more (via @delawarenorth)

English

TB ретвитнул

MLB@MLB·5h

The Rangers have revealed a wearable nacho "Rally Sombrero" 😭 The food vessel contains chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, pico de gallo and more (via @delawarenorth)