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Im watching joe rogan and browsing x to see whats going on today. Could just be the weed, but god this feels right.

@bennyjohnson Thats what happens when you pay protesters.

People are flooding the streets of Boston in protest to President Trump and Elon Musk. Embarrassing.

Almost a week after release, only around 2.4-6% of AC: Shadows players have completed act 2, suggesting a steep drop off at the 15-20 hour mark. From this angle, it makes sense that a good chunk of their "3 million players" total are evaluating the game on ubisoft plus monthly.

A LEGAL immigrant just COOKED the Democrat Party. 🔥🔥🔥

The greatest DOGE ad you’ll ever see. Jon Stewart finding out how the Biden Administration spent $42 Billion to expand broadband to more Americans, and connected ZERO (0) homes in 4 years.

@AshySlasheeDB Are you kidding? Come the fuck on. Im 37 and if i find a good stick today i still do this. You have to know just incase you need a stick.

Who else still does this?

@Damian_cfe @Pirat_Nation I remember windows saying the “windows 10 will be the last numbered windows os. “ i was so happy when i heard that, but alas, it was standard microsoft advertising-meaning lies.

@Pirat_Nation I wish Microsoft would stop making new versions of Windows and just keep updating the same one for all time. Windows 7 was fine. Windows 10 was also fine. What even is the point of Windows 11? It's just 10 but slightly different, and 10 was just 7 but slightly different.

No

@Pirat_Nation Idc. Im not upgrading to windows 11. Hello id still be on 7 ultimate if i could. You CAN make windows 11 better, but you have to make a custom iso to debloat the fuck out of it

This shit is ridiculous. By this logic you should band manufacture and import of whichever vehicle make/model kills the most people in accidents every year. Its an inanimate object that does nothing without human intervention.

UK bans ninja swords in move to crack down on violent knife crime foxnews.com/world/uk-bans-…

@iamyesyouareno Lol. Thats the funniest thing ive seen in a while.

So fragile.

@TheOnlyDSC Im a 37 year old polish/irish man. And thats more back hair than i got. Damn thats bad.

This is why Disney is about to lose $300MM…

@assassinscreed You never go full Gay Black Samurai. Never.

Assassin’s Creed Shadows is now available! Become a lethal shinobi Assassin and a powerful, legendary samurai as you explore a beautiful open world in a time of chaos. #AssassinsCreedShadows

Never ever do business with @Budget. I'm enrolled in the fastbreak program, which allows me to get my rental car without waiting in the queue. When I went to pick up my car in Detroit, they made me wait in the line up and answered me rudely. But this is minor compared to what happened today. I ALWAYS fill up the gas tank when dropping off the car. Here is the photo proof of it. When I dropped off the car, I made sure to clear it with the attendant. My wife just advised me that they charged me $130 for an unfilled gas tank. It is a level of thievery that is difficult to comprehend.

Assassin’s creed shadows is absolutely horrible and full of buttseks. Don’t buy assassins creed shadows. Go play ghost of Tsushima. Or tenchu. Or go read a Japanese history book to find out how much is wrong with this game. @Ubisoft @assassinscreed @gay

-be Ubisoft -request a Vtuber to do a sponsored Assassin’s Creed Shadows stream, she agrees. -Vtuber streams it, as agreed -not long after, Vtuber gets banned on Twitch -it was a complaint from Ubisoft that got her banned, because she “streamed it at the wrong time” -turns out it was a Ubisoft mistake and they MISREAD the time, but they still blamed her for it anyway. Ubisoft, this is getting ridiculous. You sponsored someone…and now you got them BANNED for meeting their sponsorship obligations? All because someone in your staff can’t read the time properly. This is absolutely BAFFLING. Yeah, never accept a Ubisoft sponsorship…unless you want to roll a gacha with a chance of getting your channel banned.

I am Japanese and I work as an antique dealer, so I know a bit about history. Ubisoft has set Toyotomi Hideyoshi as the final boss of this Assassin's Creed. This is because, to Ubisoft's parent company, Tencent, the Chinese Communist Party, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who plotted to conquer the Ming Empire, is an unforgivable enemy of the imperial court who rebelled against the Han people. And Oda Nobunaga's sister, "Oichi no Kata," is the "eternal woman of desire" that Toyotomi Hideyoshi continued to admire but was never able to obtain. In fact, they had "Oichi no Kata" raped by a freed black slave who he never met in real life. Do you understand what this means? They tried to wipe away the humiliation of a war nearly 500 years ago by wearing the fur of a famous game title. And Ubisoft staff shamelessly participated in this. This is propaganda using false history by the Chinese Communist Party, and we Japanese will never forgive it. Today, these issues will be questioned in the Japanese Diet. Time for Ubisoft staff to "read Hike"

@GeraltofGoonia @Grummz Ubisoft could have at least made her look halfway attractive. She looks like they just took a male game model, tweaked it a lil, then put him in a kimono and gave him a voice actor that from a special ed class.

Yasuke sleeps with Oda Nobunaga's sister Oichi in Assassin's Creed Shadows. I wonder what Japan thinks of this 🤔 Here's the scene: @Grummz

@Mangalawyer This is what happens when you dont wanna pay real voice actors and invite the “special ed” classes from local schools to “help” make a video game.

I was waiting quietly in the dark, expecting to see some truly horrible voice acting from Assassin’s Creed Shadows, but this is beyond unimaginable levels. LMAO.