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Disabled juror/supervisor: walk me through your floor plan
Me: sir I don't have Ramp oo
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Somto_Daniels 🇦🇷🪐🇯🇵
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Somto_Daniels 🇦🇷🪐🇯🇵
@ASD_tochi
Student Architect 👨💼|| Data analyst || COYG ❤️🤍
Enugu, Nigeria Присоединился Ekim 2022
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Rival fans celebrating Cape Verde result then realising the man of the match is an Arsenal fan
afcstuff@afcstuff
Vozinha (Cape Verde goalkeeper): “I am a fan of Barcelona, I am a fan of Arsenal also. David Raya was on the bench & he’s a great goalkeeper.” 💙🇨🇻
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@Geo_LoverAZ @faraondefutbol Can believe you lots actually are starting to really really believe the bs about Mbappe,the internet is a crazy place truly
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Only Wilo can talk to the dictator like that
s.@OnlyWilo_
saliba :" even at this club i did more than mbappe " 😭
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“Last month I was short and had to borrow to cover the house rent”
“She bought a new wig that same week."
"She's not a bad woman. I know that"🤡🤡
Oh wait.. e wear suit for DP🤦🏽♂️
𝕁𝕀𝕄𝕄𝕐@OlajimmySamuel
My wife doesn't know I cry in the car today before coming inside. Before we married, she worked. Had her own money. We split things without even discussing it. it just happened naturally. That kind of partnership makes a man feel like he chose right. After our wedding, I noticed she stopped. Somehow every bill found its way to my lap. Rent. Feeding. Recharge cards. Data. Everything.
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@mykkymeek easily, been watching him since leeds and he's improved sm over the years.
whatever he's doing rn he's been doing it for 8 years coming (consistency) na wetin we need for this squad eje.
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wtf! no. please! omo!!!!!
David Ornstein@David_Ornstein
🚨 EXCL: Crysencio Summerville high among candidates Manchester United considering as possible left wing signing. 24yo West Ham attacker subject to enquiries from #MUFC & expected to cost ~£50m to land #Netherlands international from #WHUFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73618…
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Pretty dark skin ? Choose Angola 🇦🇴
Pretty light skin ? Choose Cape Verde
Big nyash? Choose South Africa 🇿🇦
Gold diggers ? Choose Nigeria 🇳🇬
DME 🇳🇦@dme_363
Nobody will tell me otherwise, Cape Verde women are just like Angolan women, they are pretty, but they've got no body.
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Be like na this picture pain South Africans 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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@thearsfamily97 Leave sentiment he would ball
Arteta might not like his OOP tho
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Shoot this guy's knee caps
Connor Humm@TikiTakaConnor
Can’t see it happening but Rashford at Arsenal has been a dream for ages for me. I wish. 🙏
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I can never look at a married man and feel a single tinge of jealousy or envy.
Ever.
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10
How does it feel as a guy when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?
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You baboons are in the qts talking about “marry a rich partner” or “don’t give birth if you’re not financially ready,” when the real blame should be on the useless government that has failed to provide basic, humane healthcare.
Nedu_🔥@Hhonor_
A woman fell into a coma after giving birth to twins in Benue state and needed immediate transfer to the specialist hospital. See the emergency healthcare response she got. 💔
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That didn’t stop the nigga that took your wife tho 🤓
UGO 🇬🇧@heismric
@Wizebaba She’s married already my bro. Has children too hehe.
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Not older than 28?
Lmao I know what you are 😂
AMARA@Amy_beke
Hi, my name is Amara. Age : 36y/o Status : Single Genotype : AA Blood group : O+ Choice of partner ; -Must be a Christian -Not older than 28 -Must be 6ft tall, not below 5’11 -Must be FINANCIALLY stable -Must have a US passport -Must be dark skinned Willing to settle down in 4 months Note : I don’t like SHORT men.
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