@R0TTENHART //I'd argue that 35 is not incredibly old, and I'd honestly place him at 50-55.
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Ron from accounting
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Ron from accounting
@AccountingRon
"The patients aren't sick, they're 𝙄𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙." (Roleplay account, dni proshippers)
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... I fucking knew he was around 35-45
ABEL || HIRO⚔️@ABELLING2020
Old man Harlow confirmed 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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@HOSPINTERN__ //But are they smart enough to be a *good* Scythe main?
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@HOSPINTERN__ You know I'm not an anomaly, just let me in.
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Throat? Sore.
Head? Ache.
Papers? Filed.
Thirst? Y.
Stomach? Ache.
I'm ready to go to the hospital.
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@Gunshotcat {Ron walks up to the sleeping intern, giving the wall next to them a short knock.}
"Sleeping on the job is quite frowned upon, perhaps you should sleep more at home."
{Ron places his briefcase down, sitting next to the agent.}
"At the very least have someone around to guard-
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doctor harlow makes a dollar
i make a dime
thats why i poop
on company time
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The strawpage is ready. Ask me things, read about me, send me your sorrows. accountingfromron.straw.page
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@AccountingRon '' You're welcome to interact with me as well, Mr. Ron ^ ^''
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@Gunshotcat I didn't actually need that surgery you know I'm really busy today with work and uh stuff and you really don't need to it's FINE.
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I think I’m qualified enough to preform surgery, yes? I’ll be in room 8 if anyone needs me.
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I did not recall reading about this in the intern handbook.
Intern@Intern0hqfr
Here is what we will do in order : Eat the patient . Let the blood splatter everywhere and spray into the eyes. Throw ourselves into the fire, then charge the bed monster while we're still engulfed in flames .
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@UrBestParamed @Gunshotcat Oh my lord... Harlow really just hires anybody.
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@surgicalrodent I'm just about 40, you have nothing to worry about.
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The paramedic has not read the hospital handbook. We are SO FUCKED
Paramedic@UrBestParamed
@Gunshotcat There was handbooks??
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