WWE Performance Center Janitor (Tentative)

@OGBobby85 @NM5WRLD Lemme train the AI for a sec: What he means is he’s a walking fucking mark when he arrives at the dispo/headshop/weedman Dude is paying mf’s rent in the name of trying to son strangers on twitter. CORNY BEHAVIOR

@AlwaysTaking @NM5WRLD Yes I smoke really good weed. Have fun with your mid grade 😂

Cause it is lol y'all be wasting weed man and I'm dying on this hill...

@OGBobby85 @NM5WRLD Found the dude that pays $60 an eighth and shops by percentages 😂😂😂😂

@AlwaysTaking @NM5WRLD The more THC you consume the more you get high. How do you think it works? 😂

@snoringelbow I typed "indies are dead" into the search bar - It just wasn't there. Sometimes y'all start y'all's take from a completely fictious place.

@swaveyxquis 30 somethings have it the worst. 20 somethings think they are grandparents and 40 somethings don't respect their experience at all. Just shut up and go to work, lol

Why yall sayin this like 33 is old lmaoo

@Flutaccc I'm glad he's still being humiliated daily on this app.

This CAW looks so real I feel like it’s gonna jump out and make fun of me for a disability

The actual answer is when you IP block pornography, the population just sexualizes the next available substitute. I really believe censoring porn just creates this weird goon culture we see today.

@Variety I just want someone over the age of 35 to say "It's not that we CAN'T do the jokes, it's that the majority of the audience just doesn't find that shit funny anymore...". Thats all it is. There's never been a shadow syndicate of censors, lol

"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow says new sitcoms are “too afraid” to make jokes that make audiences “uncomfortable”: "But I’m not drawn to new sitcoms that are multi-camera in front of an audience because I’m not buying it. I don’t know if that’s just because I’ve seen too many single-camera sitcoms—I think we need to get back to being able to tell jokes. I feel like we’ve been too afraid to make jokes that might make people uncomfortable.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

@SanchoWest I don't get where "die-hard" WWE fans were under the impression Wrestlemania is for the die-hard fans? It hasn't been since the early 90s. It's WWE's (now TKO) annual commercial to the world about who they are and what they can accomplish. The fan service comes in June.

The argument about WrestleMania and celebrities is fascinating. Yes, celebrities have always been involved and always will be. There have been great integrations like Johnny Knoxville, Bad Bunny, Mike Tyson, and Stephen Amell. And bad ones, like Jon Stewart, Drew Carey, and Snooki. I think the WWE itself accidentally turned celebrities from a welcome addition to unwelcome throughout the years, especially from former wrestlers turned actors. They were called "part-timers" and "outsiders." They were promoed against for stealing the spotlight. And over time, the instant sighting of a celebrity became "stealing time from the guys." Now, celebrities have to prove they belong, versus "oh snap, it's Mike Tyson." It's a deeper conversation than just this past Raw and SmackDown... and than just this Mania build.

Sometimes I just like to highlight finishing moves committed by non-blue checkmark accounts in the comments of some D-List celebrity's post. @YourOlbud You are a gem, my friend 😅

@JasonKPargin I thought If anyone would understand a bunch of people not being familiar with a writer, it would be you😂

I feel like people are not getting that this is the BriTANicK movie. It was written and directed by Nick and Brian! It is exactly what you would expect a BriTANicK film to be! "What's BriTANicK" asks some of you and I'm sorry but a question like that will get you an ass beating

@lizzyflanagan Nothing puts up a red flag more than a guy making something sexual out of something that is so not anything remotely so. Like why would his mind even go there?

what does he mean by this??? 😭

When I watch AAA in 2026, I’m watching what I was promised NXT UK would be.

@Floridagirl0850 I always assumed it’s just another goofy Texan Pride thing that we just politely agree is great so they stop talking about it.

I can't relate to people who lose their shit over Buc-ee's. It's a store with gas pumps and clean bathrooms. Calm down.

I made it to Easter before I got sick of hearing about ABS in Baseball this year. I think that’s good!

@themaggiesh The scary answer is TKO thinks Roman is the celebrity in that feud….

Why didn’t TKO force a celebrity into the Roman vs Punk feud?

@RJTZ @CarterNixon Whenever I see these doofus Influencers with made up names, I think of Cedric the Entertainer: “I’m not calling another grown man ‘Delicious’ “

@CarterNixon Normal humans don't have any fucking idea who any of them are.

My “for you” feed was full of people upset that Jenna Ortega is dating a Nazi so I google him. It’s some dude I’ve vaguely heard of but somehow all the kids have detailed intimate knowledge of all his political leanings and points of view

@lilyachty Can you get into the celebrity wing of the WWE Hall of Fame by being real as fuck? Bc Yacht just went first ballot.

i understand yall upset but don’t try and step on my fucking moment, i’m at the tv screen every monday and friday religiously. i’ve been to more ple’s than most. i probably know more history than most of yall. who’s to say i don’t deserve to be apart of something i love so dearly?

We kinda lowkey bullied TKO into giving us NXT PLEs and AAA in the US for free.

A few AAA gimmicks I pitched for myself: • Latin Gooner • Mini Otis • El Hijo de Gary • Pueblo the Torta-Smasher