Leonard Ghostal’s Twilight Zone

Every team should be obligated to play Mason Millers entrance music at this point.

@ThinkAppraiser Ive actually driven through there at Pinnacles on the way to Death Valley and you’re right. It’s incredibly spooky and empty. Real hills have eyes vibe.

You could move to Trona, CA Meet a nice girl at the Borax Plant. Walk to the Food Mart at the only gas station for a date. Get married and raise 3 children with 7 eyes and genetic defects but you won't do it.

@bezzypoo Dance kids that only listened to Meghan Trainer and Sam Sparro in 2008.

whats the target audience for this song

@PRODBYFIA @owndodgerhaters Don’t be dumb it’s obviously more than 5 seconds. Quick, tell me what’s the rule for how long players get in between innings.

@AndyHoward91 @owndodgerhaters You guys are the ones crying over ohtani getting an extra 5 seconds to warm up

No way we are accusing the rockies of cheating 😭 what the fuck did i wake up to

@owndodgerhaters Dave already called Manfred bitching let’s be real

@AndyHoward91 I would never accuse a team like the rockies of cheating lol

@PocsikWill I just looked and it was a cameraman’s daughter and Demarisco’s wife broke it to SNY. There’s not much more “info” besides hearsay. So take what you will. He’s gone dark online and LinkedIn isn’t updated so to me that sounds legit.

@AndyHoward91 Damn, where can I find more info on that?

It’s wild how sauceless these SNY telecasts have become this year. Bring me back, man 😪

@PocsikWill Brought his boss’s daughter on work trips/had an affair while married with kids.

@Jasondeger @richmacleod @just_mets What’d he do?

@HiddenYorkshire Cool story bro

I'm an anti-vinyl hipster. I can say that because I served my time being 14 and obsessed with collecting records and playing them on my mum's Dansette player, only to realise that I was fooling myself. Unless you're playing them on a very good, high-quality turntable and speakers, in the vast majority of cases there is no way vinyl *actually* sounds better than mp3. It's Emperor's New Clothes. A £££ turntable and speaker set? Okay, now we're talking. But let's be real here, most of your vinyl hipsters are using a terribly tinny HMV portable suitcase turntable and convincing themselves that it's somehow more ~authentic~ than Spotify. Just let it go. It's all about performance and aesthetics. You feel cool handling a record and posting about to Insta, but for actual musical quality, I'll stick with a good pair of headphones and my phone.

@ajmoreno1997 @CapMorgan66 Hilarious the yankee fan mindset never changes. “We’ll just buy every good player lineup comp be damned”

@CapMorgan66 Yankees but I want to see Tatis get a ring and I think with aj that ain’t happening

MLB Network’s Harold Reynolds on reported Padres sale of $3.9B: “I think it’s a pretty clear sign they’re going to have to trade Tatis Jr.I mean, this new owner just spent $3.9B! There’s no way they can sustain that level of payroll! They should trade him to the Yankees”

@soberseas Frank Zappa had a great song about it

what do yall know about San Bernardino California

@TheGeekyCast So how are they gonna explain Doom looks like Stark??? What?

Threw away All phase 4 and 5 lol

@shutuptriscuit @hohnjolland The greatest character

@hohnjolland Long shot but did you ask who came up with the idea to make Space Ghost’s grandpa Macho Man Randy Savage and then have him interview a 9 year old? Genuinely one of the greatest decisions in tv & id like to shake that person’s hand. youtu.be/jH-mwIV2pp8?si…

When I got my TV deal with Adult Swim, I met the VP of AS who was also the showrunner for Space Ghost Coast To Coast back in the day, and when I told him I watched the show all the time as a kid and it shaped my humor, he was like “well at least someone liked that crap”.

@Jacob_deNobel No ponytail no deal

If the movie is giving characters the right accents it’s already failed

@stillreezy @evanhill When was war declared?

@evanhill middle of a fucking war what do these freaks expect

Images of food being served to sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli, published by USA Today. Supplies "are going to get really low" and "morale is going to be at an all-time low," one sailor messaged his mother: usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

@taffy_elsewhere @Birdyword Nothing more manly than cowering to ol Lizzie and making your ancestors roll in their bogs never fighting for independence.

@Birdyword We had considerably more Testosterone than you do now. We threw ourselves around a lot more and because we behaved like men back then...we didn't moisturize.

I know this is a popular topic but I'm the age James Gandolfini was when the pilot was filmed (35) and I don't know anyone who looks that old. Of hundreds of friends and acquaintances. Even the smokers, heavy drinkers, bad dieters. Not even close. Was it air pollution? Lead?

@USCnDodgerBlue @VinceKnowsBall @nelson__espinal This guy thinks a 60 game spring training counts. Lol, lmao even.

@AndyHoward91 @VinceKnowsBall @nelson__espinal 3 in 6 is a dynasty. It’s already decided. Next.

This is why the Dodgers are the best-run franchise in baseball. Andrew Friedman, rather than trading his prospects, keeps them and figures things out later. He kept Dalton Rushing even with Will Smith in the fold, and now Rushing is breaking out.

@USCnDodgerBlue @VinceKnowsBall @nelson__espinal Two years isn’t a dynasty lol you aren’t the Yankees. Enjoy that lockout in December

@VinceKnowsBall @AndyHoward91 @nelson__espinal Cool, be mad we are smarter. Funny thing is we already made all the money back just from the Japanese market. Eveyone is afraid of the dodgers. They’re a dynasty. Good luck.

I fully anticipate and demand the Padres clubhouse to go all out in the Mexico series.

@USCnDodgerBlue @VinceKnowsBall @nelson__espinal Again, deferring a billion dollars is not a skill and shows you can buy a ring without having to build a team organically. And thanks for the lil bro add, shows you’re scared.

@VinceKnowsBall @nelson__espinal It’s not luck. It’s a skill. Preller doesn’t have it. Freidman does. Otherwise you wouldn’t be little brother.