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@Osinttechnical Bullshit

A recent meal aboard the Lincoln CSG, fighting for months off the coast of Iran. Sailors reportedly say ships in the region have been rationing food supplies as the deployment wears on -USA Today

@jackunheard Must be in the Catholic bible, because it's not in the real Bible

NEW: Outrage has broken out after Pope Leo appeared to quote Jesus using a passage that does not exist in the Bible. “Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’” The first line echoes scripture. The rest does not appear in any biblical passage. The Pope is being accused of using a fabricated quote from Jesus to push a political message.

@RepEliCrane @freedomcaucus They're all vote whores

…are there any remaining questions about why nobody likes or trusts Congress?

@NewswirePatriot Good for them. I'm now a Rangers fan.

The Texas Rangers are the ONLY MLB team that REFUSES to host or participate in Pride month celebrations. Critics say they are "homophobic" and sending the wrong message to LGBTQ fans. Are the Rangers "homophobic," or do you support them standing their ground? 💪

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@kathleenmadigan Hey dipshit; the Pope is most certainly fallible. And you're a washed-up comic. This Pope, especially, needs advice, as do all the other in history. But hold on to Mary and keep drinking the kool-aid, by all means...

@RepEliCrane Rob Short is a Great Man.

Last week, my staff attended a ribbon-cutting ceremony for Rob Short State Farm in Chino Valley. Rob grew up in the community and graduated from Chino Valley High School. We appreciate his lifelong commitment to the region and wish him success in this new chapter. #AZ02

@AlTheBoss03 Ernie Banks

Age yourself in one name. Who were you watching at 10 years old? 👇 (No cheating — first player that comes to mind)

@GuntherEagleman Very surprising. NM is a liberal mess

Huge win in Rio Rancho, NM! Republican Paul Wymer just won the mayor’s race 63% to 37%, a massive +23 point overperformance! Trump only carried this city by 3 points. That’s a bloodbath for Democrats!

@RepLuna @grownwildinaz I pray that this happens.

A friendly reminder that House Oversight subpoenaed the records of the congressional sexual harassment slush fund and we will be releasing them. Maybe we’ll see more resignations, you never know. #trashday

@KariLake @noprezzie2012 It's better than having Ruben until 31, no?

IMPORTANT— if Ruben Gallego resigns, the voters of Arizona will NOT choose who replaces him. The fraud sitting in the AZ Governor’s office named Katie Hobbs will pick the replacement who will then hold that Senate seat until 2028. Scary.

@TheBabylonBee It worked for Clinton

After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate buff.ly/TKEY8k6

@NicoDelgadoAZ This is what a sack of scum-sucking flem looks like.

“Double life” You mean like cheating on your 9 month pregnant wife with a DC lobbyist? The truth is coming, Ruben.

@RepGregStanton @RepYassAnsari Gosh, you are so brave and trustworthy... NOT

ICE detainee numbers at Mesa Gateway dropped to their lowest levels all year ahead of my inspection with @RepYassAnsari in February. Our surprise oversight visit on Thursday showed the reality: massive overcrowding and dangerous conditions. azmirror.com/2026/04/10/ice…

One of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @VeteransforAz

Raise your hand ✋️ if you want @SecMullinDHS to arrest Paige, DeYanna and Chris Ostroushko for assaulting Savanah Hernandez outside of this ICE facility Savanah pinned this post in order to get maximum coverage... so you folks know what to do This cannot go unpunished

@HolaArizona That's the way it's done 👍.

Good morning Arizonans, thank you Lord for one more day above ground… Time to make me a cup of coffee get ready for church… Take a shower, iron my wranglers, shirt polish my boots then present myself with the people I call family… Have a wonderful day Arizonans… GOD BLESS AMERICA… ✝️ ♥️ ✝️

@obvious_shirts There's a lot of suckage lately

What a terrible way to lose a baseball game. That sucked.

@SecRubio Thank you, Sir.

Masoumeh Ebtekar - also known as "Screaming Mary" - was the spokeswoman for the Islamic terrorists who stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days - subjecting them to beatings, starvation, and mock executions. In 2014, the Obama Administration granted visas to her son and his family to enter the United States. In June 2016, the Obama Administration gave them lawful permanent resident status via the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program. This week, I terminated their lawful permanent resident status and today, Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi, and their son are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement pending their removal from our country. Her family should never have been allowed to benefit from the extraordinary privilege of living in our country. America can never become home for anti-American terrorists or their families - and under the Trump Administration, it never will.

@Rep_Grijalva @RadlerJason @RepGregStanton @RepYassAnsari Suck muck duck.

Myself, @RepGregStanton and @RepYassAnsari just finished a surprise oversight visit at a temporary ICE holding site in Mesa, AZ. We visited immediately after learning about credible reports of overcrowding and that is exactly what we saw. The conditions are horrific.