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@francisco1967PR The shut off valve is in the sprinkler riser room. And I'm not an illegal alien.

Este boricua es simplemente genial!😂

@RogerJStoneJr I'd love to see a leader fight to lower gas prices.

Our problem is not the screwy, left-wing, progressive Marxist Democrats. Our problem is the gutless, feckless, weak-kneed, lily-livered, white wine swilling, country club belonging moderate establishment "REPUBLICANS" WHO HAVE NEITHER GUTS NOR BALLS TO FIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY.

@teslacarsonly Ai the robots are not even close to real.

TESLA Optimus Bots walking around in the city.

@wakenminds Nothing is stopping you. Bring plenty of water though. I've been to both the South and North rim. Plenty of Native Americans selling jewelry and art work.

Why aren’t we allowed to explore Grand Canyon?

@Mlu__N2 That's hilarious your mom is funny. Also they only bully you because they are jealous. Take it as a compliment.

The was the best story of parenting I’ve ever heard.

@MechanicPete91 @sillyworldI3 @SalvoPancakes @RabbiShmuley You live in a make believe land in your head. Where people can tell others not to film them in public without their consent. Reality check it's legal to film anyone even the police.

@BP3DP @sillyworldI3 @SalvoPancakes @RabbiShmuley you could’ve just ended it at the first sentence. Why does it matter if it’s protected, you’re being an asshole for no reason. goddam like it’s such a simple concept I have to argue with a bunch of fucking human gargoyles about it. like who raised these mother fuckers

Hiiii pigggggyyyyy @RabbiShmuley 🤣🤣

@femalebodybuil6 Eve ate the apple then Adam ate the apple.

@MottandBow Once they get to one big bulge instead of three.... 🫪

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Banger

Over 500 rocket landings now

A single microplastic particle can break down into 125 billion nano-particles - enough to penetrate the blood-brain barrier and infiltrate every organ. Watch recent scientific studies on nanoplastics' impact on ecosystems and humans in the new documentary.

@VictoriaSask It was Betty White.

Who’s the bigger celebrity than Diddy on the tapes? Leonardo DiCaprio? Interesting 🤔

@Matt_Pinner I don't date Larpers

What do you do?

@M80L92 The music was too annoying to watch this video.

ابداع أبداع خيالي 🧠😱 من الزجاجة إلى الجمال قوة إعادة تدوير الزجاج.🔧

@rabbitholebot Devide and conquer

@MonsterAndMyth #ibelieve

🫈 #bigfoot #becauseIcan

@MichaelStanger1 @jmbrim3 Oh brother or Helaman🤣or Samuel..

@jmbrim3 @BP3DP I know it was a typo, but "he saints" made me think of He-Man, and then I had to wonder what He-Saint would look like, and I decided Moroni was a good candidate to try that out on.

Which song do you associate with the beginning of General Conference? For me it’s: “Guide us O Thou Great Jehovah”

@EmilySm43 Real men change. Saying sorry doesn't do anything if the actions don't change. A better thing to say is, "I apologize I was wrong, and it will never happen again."

Be honest

@bootyprince420 Retard as if it wasn't obviously too muddy.

fuck my stupid fucking life