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@BeRighteous247

“We warned you.” (This is a parody and satire account of Lisa Simpson geared towards helping bridge the divide through pragmatism and humor. Tips are welcome.)

USA - United States of Amasia Присоединился Şubat 2022
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Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
Care to donate to a cause?
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Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
Her math is trash. I bet she doesn’t even know: 1 + 1 - 1 x 1 = ??? ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… The answer is: Bear 🧸 But only Donald Trump knows that fact.
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Devin Duke
Devin Duke@sirDukeDevin·
Ann Coulter isn't very bright, eh?
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Eric
Eric@Ericland55·
Let's cut to the chase... The Trump Crime family! "Pulte made headlines last year for recommending the Department of Justice investigate Democratic lawmakers, Federal Reserve board member Lisa Cook and New York Attorney General Letitia James over unproven allegations of mortgage fraud. None of the allegations have led to a conviction. But it’s helped him earn a powerful ally in the president."
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚@beyoncegarden·
they really thought everyone was gonna gaf like i’m in tears LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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J@jasonllevin·
Yes indeed 👍
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Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
@KyleKulinski Ben Shapiro’s fan base is mostly trailer park trash. He shares the same fan base as Trump, after all.
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Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)
Lying defamatory scumbag Ben Shapiro just implied Hasan & Cenk support THE MURDER OF MILLIONS OF JEWS. I have no words, this is beyond atrocious. He should be fucking ashamed of himself. What a disgrace.
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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets·
When Trump leaves office, the world is going to witness the biggest and most joyful celebration in history. Not just in America, but across the globe. The day is coming when our long national nightmare will be over. Hang in there, friends! 🇺🇸🎉
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Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
@Suzierizzo1 It’s been collapsing for a while now, but I blame the degenerate republicans, oligarchs, and kleptocrats.
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
Don’t forget when Rome was collapsing emperors would use Gladiator fights to distract the people from the Corruption of the State at that time! This is all starting to make sense now. Who agrees?
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Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
Which door would you want your daughter to knock on to ask for help?
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P-E-Z
P-E-Z@pez1963·
@TimHannan @donniekeshawarz No president in history is even remotely close to about press access Trump provided
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Tim Hannan
Tim Hannan@TimHannan·
If Donald Trump didn’t want to answer questions from the press why did he become President? Oh right to stay out of prison.
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Brian Williams@BrianWilli75·
@TimHannan Hilarious. He’s probably answered what, 6000 times the questions Biden answered ? Retards.
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jack frost@frost_jack42106·
@TimHannan DEAR SUCK DICK GERBIL UP ASS TYPICAL MALE DEMOCRAT--TRUMP IS ANSWERING 20 FKN QUESTIONS A DAY--A DAY-- RETARD SUCK "D" BOY....HE DOESN'T ANSWER FAKE NEWS QUESTIONS DILDO BREATH. THIS IS THE MOSE TRANSPARENT ADMIN IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA--FKN RETARD NOW FA&&OT ANSWER THIS QUESTION---WHATS A WOMAN
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Phantom Velocity Vortex@AFalkenhau27784·
@TimHannan Donald Trump answered more question from the press in his first year than cadaver Joe did in three years. Dumbass
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Sigurdur Nordal@essenviews·
Which door is safer to know on?
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Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Who wants to come up with a nickname for this serial killer?
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Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
@MiaForTrump Fun Fact: If offenders were not allowed to vote, Republicans would most likely not win in a fair election.
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Mia@MiaForTrump·
Bloomberg’s Catherine Lucey fires back at Trump’s “You’re a terrible reporter” with “You’re a terrible president.” She deserves a Pulitzer on the spot. Raise your hand if you agree ✋
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Your Future President@BeRighteous247·
While Donald Trump was avoiding the Vietnam draft and committing crimes in the US, my dad was saving US soldiers in the tunnels of Vietnam and got hit with chemical agents during Operation Ranch Hand, witnessing stomachs explode and suffer horrific ailments. While Donald Trump has never learned humility in his life as one of many pampered and protected predators within this kleptocratic society, I am hoping he learns humility before he draws his breath for the last time.
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Michael McFaul
Michael McFaul@McFaul·
Rubio is right. The US remains the "world's sole global superpower." But the United States is much weaker today than it was 2 years ago. Trump and team have fought with allies, blown up the global trading rules, destroyed U.S. soft power tools, and dragged us into a needless war in the Middle East.
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.@SecRubio: "We remain the world’s sole global superpower—the most powerful country on earth. We have the largest economy, we have the most formidable and powerful military ever known to man, by the way. Our dollar remains that reserve currency of the world. Our language is used extensively throughout the world... but all of this means very little if that power is not used to protect the people who built it."

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shelbystardust@shelbystardust·
MAGA men love to tell me that I shouldn’t post sexy photos because I’m married. Just because YOU are yearning for Shariah Law doesn’t mean my husband has the same Ya’ll Queda insecurities. Women are allowed to post whatever the fuck we want. Bonus points if it pisses off the incels 😛✨💞
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