Andy Beill

Oasis played London for the first time in 16 years and gave the Wembley crowd a show worth waiting for #Echobox=1753498923-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">standard.co.uk/culture/music/…

The pub right now is left exclusively to the people who haven’t quit fun for the sake of it — and we can get served straight away for a change, writes @Beill Read more: standard.co.uk/comment/london…

DAS BOOT #hcafc

@BakeOffCasting @WeWantPlates Sure andy@beill.co.uk

@Beill @WeWantPlates Hello, hope you are well. We would love to possibly use this picture on tv for The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice as part of a piece we're doing on strange food presentation. Would that be possible? If so I can email you a release form. Thank you!

@WeWantPlates Half a pint of mac and cheese please, barkeep. On a saucer not functioning as a plate yes please. And a parmesan 99 sure.

The public has no idea how governments spend money. This is both a problem and an opportunity. The award-winning West End Final newsletter by @jackkessler1 is out now #Echobox=1730215561-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">standard.co.uk/comment/budget…

@passyunkavenue Hi, which venue would be best to go to for the Sixers game on Sunday (given that you'll be busy for the Eagles)?

I remember when I got my O Level results

"WHAT HAS HE DONE?!" 🤯 A mistake from Meslier GIFTS Sunderland the equaliser! 🎁

London, are you ready? Our new weekly newspaper #TheLondonStandard launches next Thursday. It will be your go to source for what’s in, what’s on and what’s hot. Make sure you pick up a copy next week 📰 #Echobox=1726761905" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">standard.co.uk/news/london/ev…

@HCSStweets Midfield?

Our midfield aren’t even pretending to defend. Which would be ok(ish) if we were scoring lots of goals. But we’re not.

I could count on one hand the six things I'd ever imagine using AI for

Apparently the phrase is not "the Elephant Man in the room"

@IvoGraham Carousel was my show of the Fringe 2024. And the Monster Munch Incident during Grand Designs was the hardest I laughed at anything. Go and see Ivo, if you can...

Still some 241 tickets for theatre show this afternoon. Stand up sold out tonight, some 241s left tomorrow. Day off for both on Wednesday. Here’s a photo of me onstage on Saturday night, contemplating an error of judgement with the front row which I’ll struggle to top this month.

Looking forward to the medal event in opening a bag of Proper Chips

Do you pronounce it 'TOWIE' as in 'Bowie', or 'TOWIE' as in 'Bowie'?

"Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do." WE'VE LITERALLY JUST WATCHED A MASSIVE FLOTILLA OF COUNTRIES.

The River Seine. Or as southerners call it, The River Self

@restisents Great example here from a live sport broadcast x.com/dan_routledge/… @richardosman @MarinaHyde

“You hear gossip, you hear people chatting… you hear everything” 😖

And then @Beill looks on the sacking of Liam Rosenior in a sympathetic light where our owners are concerned. hcss.org.uk/liam-rosenior-…

@EnfieldTiger @HCSStweets @Beill Deserves MBE award