Captain Turf

@RealSkipBayless Skip is 2020 CNN and has been prior to that. Just anything for attention, engagement, comments, literally anything. He’s a grift and always has been. Whichever way the wind is blowing, Skip is on it! Not a genuine thought has ever come out of this man’s mouth.

CONGRATS, NY! JALEN BRUNSON: Best Player in the NBA! WEMBY: Exposed!

Product of incest, France finally decided incest was bad 4 years ago. That’s why he’s a stickbug, sister brothers and cousins. Nevermind that Germany ran through that country and somehow they’re still arrogant twats. Knicks ran through them and he’s still an arrogant twat. But hey, according to his incest French idiot brain…they “dominated”

“We absolutely dominated for most of the series” Victor Wembanyama after the Spurs lost 4-1 in the Finals

@ARudon @stoolpresidente I mean, he’s not a piece of shit but has definitely gone the way of dumb mass media. Anything for engagement, these aren’t his thoughts. These are words that promise engagement

@stoolpresidente lol….you know what’s crazy. Now you know exactly how a majority of the people in this world feel about you. In other words shut the fuck up you piece of shit.

The Knicks are actually a very likeable team. It just stinks their fans that I can’t stand.

@barstoolsports The Stickbug…French and runs from a fight of course, or just a casual interview. I don’t understand Americans that are behind the Stickbug but hey, I hope the 40,000 variants of 1/1 cards make some people a few dollars. This guy sucks

“Appreciate y’all…see y’all…never” Wemby signs off for the last time this season

@SimplyMattttttt @cecegkh Sure, but Americans don’t grow up with just a ball to kick around. Americans play little league, learn to shoot a jump shots and jr football, “soccer” will never be our thing. No one has the attention span in 2026, wow 3 goals in 2 hours. Baseball barely hanging on.

@CaptainTurf @cecegkh We’re hosting because it’s gonna be a huge money maker and it’ll also get more Americans into the game. Same reason why cities like Vegas and Miami get hockey teams. They want that untapped market

Europeans are claiming that American stadiums have no aura. Do you know why an empty American football stadium has no aura? Because the people who fill it on game day ARE the aura! We are the aura. We are the culture. We are the roar that shakes the rafters, the tailgates that start at sunrise, the flags waving, the anthems sung, and the electricity in the air when 80,000+ Americans stand as one. We’ll take our living, breathing coliseums—powered by free people who love this country. This is America, baby. We don’t just watch the game… We ARE the game. What’s your favorite stadium that truly comes alive because of the fans?

@SimplyMattttttt @cecegkh 100% but Europeans love soccer “football” in a way that Americans can’t relate to. The equivalent of having the World Series in Scotland. It’s an event to attend but they wouldn’t have any enthusiasm. It’s silly that were hosting the World Cup

@CaptainTurf @cecegkh We have our own sports to be passionate about

@Howlingmutant0 He’s not that rich if he had to barrow some girls jacket to keep warm.

I won’t pretend to be a sports guy but shouldn’t the playoffs of any major sport be something for the fans who’ve followed the team all year not celebrities and rich douchebags

@SportsCenter That game looked so cooked by Vegas…step away from being a fan and it’s obvious, grab all the bets, Knicks fumble the ball around on every drive, refs make lopsided calls and then let them play the final 10 minutes.

THE SPURS SCORED THE MOST POINTS IN THE 1ST HALF BY A ROAD TEAM IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 😳

@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Cute. And expected, who puts divots out? Simple mind for now, hopefully not forever. I wish you the best, I hope mom is still a big part of your life.

@CaptainTurf @sammorril What are you talking about you psycho? 😂 get back to putting divots on the fairway

Never any doubt.

@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Wisdom, someday you’ll have it if you allow it to happen. I hope that happens for you eventually. Keep going, it’ll click for you someday

@CaptainTurf @sammorril It’s an apt gif for your stupid analysis

@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Is this Facebook, is it 2011? please take me back.

@CaptainTurf @sammorril Holy shit you’re stupid

@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Also, Sam does suck cock, but he’s good at it. 9/10

@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril What’re you talking about? Everyone understands the refs control the game. They keep it bettable as long as they can…once enough bets are lost, they let em play.

@RyanFieldABC @ABC7NY Why would he poison his life with that guy.? There’s people that need a little help, he’d help them. That man has given up and needs professional help not actor help. That trauma isn’t worth taking on unless its your job. Not his job.

Ben Stiller arrived more than 4 hours before tip off once again. #AlwaysKnicks

@FactsAboutTexas PoopDix

@michaelantoni0 @kylenabecker This game doesn’t even look real, Knicks players drive the lane and whoops it’s all awkward…then throw it away. It’s goofy and it’s not the Spurs D

@CaptainTurf @kylenabecker They need all those extra games.

I will NEVER watch the NBA ever again after the refs steal this series from the Knicks. It's egregious. Unacceptable. Unforgivable.

@DailyLoud Actions have consequences, actions also have rewards. What actions are you trying to do tomorrow?

Karmelo Anthony sentenced to 35 years in prison for murdering 17-year-old Austin Metcalf at a high school track meet What do you think about this verdict?

@jefson45 @SpursReporter Dirty? It’s assault in every way…and that Frenchman is also holding Brunson’s jersey

@SpursReporter Ya keep this up people are going to hate this dude. It’s ok to be a fan and call out your favorite player this was dirty

Watch Brunson and Wembanyama, first in real time and then during the re-play. Is Wemby laughing because Brunson exaggerated him pushing him away after Brunson grabbed him?