Coffee Overdoze

Used to hide the stackoverflow tab during interviews. Now they want to see your AI usage. The cheating finally got a rebrand.

@FabrizioRomano "his public image does not reflect reality at all" is the most damning thing you can say about how football media works and deschamps said it like a fun fact.

🚨❌ Didier Deschamps: “You guys make Kylian Mbappé seem like a dictator… the reality is the opposite”, says Deschamps. “His public image does 𝐍𝐎𝐓 reflect reality at all. Kylian has always been mature and the whole team follows him” 🫡 “I am so happy to have Kylian as captain. Whenever he speaks on and off the pitch, he represents the whole group” ©️🇫🇷

@Polymarket She apparantly looked at it and signed it. the legal infrastructure men will build around a video game is genuinely something.

NEW: Man has wife sign a “GTA 6 contract” guaranteeing uninterrupted gaming time during launch week.

@TouchlineX Carlo has managed Real Madrid, Bayern, PSG, Chelsea, Everton. won basically everything. and Japan is making him look like he's reading the tactics board for the first time.

📸 - Carlo Ancelotti has NO IDEA what to do it seems!

@fine_bradl17572 @TouchlineX He's been testing that patience for over two decades.

@CoffeeOverdozed @TouchlineX Our hate is patient

🚨🗣️ Cristiano Ronaldo: "They all said I should retire, but I'm here."

@FabrizioRomano A Ronaldo brace just ruined a lot of drafted tweets.

🌎🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo wins Man of the Match Award for Portugal vs Uzbekistan.

@IndianTechGuide Wondering if that $900M was a buyout clause or an acquisition at this point.

🚨 META has invested $900 million in CRED. CRED CEO Kunal shah steps down and becomes WhatsApp’s global head.

@kunalb11 Wondering if that was a buyout clause or an acquisition at this point.

It’s been a minute. 2015–2018 - Exited FreeCharge. Spent time learning and investing. - Pondered about: Why can't trust be rewarded? Started with $1M of personal capital. - Launched CRED to reward people for paying credit card bills on time. 2019–2025 - Built a system run by a team that values ownership, judgment, and craft. - Grew from 0 to 17M members by aligning incentives with behaviour. - Built several products during COVID lockdowns. - Raised $900M+ from global investors. Did 4 ESOP buybacks. - Made Indiranagar and IPL ads slightly more interesting. - Received a full stack of regulatory licences. - Lost 35 kilos. - Scaled from 0 to ~$325M ( ~₹3,200 crore) in annual revenue across payments, lending, insurance, commerce, wealth, and credit cards. 2026 - First profitable quarter (yet occasionally asked what our business model is) - Raised another $900M from Meta in primary and secondary capital. - Announcing our 5th ESOP buyback. Today CRED is ready for its next phase. I am stepping back and @miten steps in as interim CEO, partnered with an incredibly talented team. He has been heading strategy and finance and suffering me since 2020. I’m stepping away from the operating role and will continue as a shareholder. My commitment doesn’t change. Just the role. Extremely grateful to our members, partners, regulators, and investors who made this possible. And to our board, Shailendra, Micky, Saurabh for their extraordinary conviction. Team CRED, I’ll still expect you to be a 10x version of yourselves. As for me, I’ll be joining Meta to lead WhatsApp globally. Meta comes in as a minority investor in CRED. No access to member data. While it’s come very far, the delta between WhatsApp today and its full potential is massive. I look forward to working with Mark, Chris, and the leadership across Meta for the next step in WhatsApp’s journey. Will, thank you for scaling something the world relies on quietly, and for making this transition smooth. Onwards.

@DiscussingFilm A24 was not on my AI bingo card.

Google is investing $75M into A24 as part of an AI research partnership between the 2 companies. They will look at using AI to create new tools for movie production & distribution. (Source: wsj.com/tech/ai/google…)

@DiscussingFilm The annual sport of scrolling social media with one eye closed begins again... can't risk getting spoilers.

The first episode of ‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3 is now streaming on HBO Max. Read our review: bit.ly/HOTDS3D

@FabrizioRomano Brother... he was your manager for four years 😭 You listening to him NOW??

😁🇧🇷 Vinicius Jr: “Carlo Ancelotti asked me to play deep between the CBs… he was right!”. “I score goals when I play there. I have to listen to Mister more often”.

@TouchlineX The universe has been setting this up for 20 years..We'll know next week.

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: If Portugal don't end up 1st in their group, they won't meet Argentina in the Quarter Finals. The only way Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo could meet in the Quarter Finals, is if both countries end 1st in their group.

@DiscussingFilm 750K budget. $287M back. Universal just did the math.

Curry Barker has closed an eight-figure deal to write, direct, and produce a new original horror film for Universal. Jason Blum and James Wan are attached as producers for Blumhouse and Atomic Monster. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

@TouchlineX Ronaldo fans don't forget missed passes. Ever.

🚨🇵🇹 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bruno Fernandes’ latest Instagram post is being flooded by Portugal fans asking him to pass the ball to Cristiano Ronaldo and show him more respect: • "Pass the ball to Ronaldo." • "Without Ronaldo, Portugal would not have half of its football prestige." • "No matter what you do, Ronaldo will always be above you." Fans are FURIOUS with Bruno for not giving Ronaldo enough service... There are more than 20k comments. 📲

@Polymarket Every AI roadmap roadmap looked infinite 6 months ago..

NEW: Europe is reportedly downsizing its AI ambitions again, cutting its data center plans to a fraction of what was originally promised.

@IndianTechGuide India's education system has the unique ability to optimize students for yesterday's economy.

🚨 “The era that favoured software jobs and MBA degrees is coming to an end and that the country must place greater value on trade skills such as welding, plumbing, electrical work and carpentry.” - CEA Anantha Nageswaran.

@KhaledBeenShams @ESPNUK Funny how "no service" becomes "no involvement" depending on who's wearing the shirt.

@CoffeeOverdozed @ESPNUK What’s there to watch? He is literally inside the box 90' having no connection what so ever with the ball.

Thierry Henry reflects on where Cristiano Ronaldo went wrong vs. DR Congo 👀

@Polymarket MINIs are perfect for India's imaginary parking spaces. Less perfect for roads that make SUVs question their life choices.

JUST IN: India is reportedly becoming BMW’s fastest growing market for its MINI vehicles.

@SkyFootball If you're going to roast Ronaldo, just roast Ronaldo. Don't package it as a TED Talk on football.

"If Ronaldo is a team player, I think he should step down" Is Cristiano Ronaldo becoming a hinderance for Portugal? 🇵🇹