Cold Slaw

Dream career: vigorously swishing my long skirt through various groves, orchards, and meadows

@Alexx_Cain So a normal Friday?

Gay party names are so funny like yes I'm going to gape tonight

MILS (Man I Love Space). Lesbians in the 80s space race, need I say more??? Not only is this book one of the sweetest and simplest love stories, but it also inspired me to look into Sally Ride who I had no idea was part of the LGBT community!

nah, sorry.

Being in love with your friend is actually good and healthy and everyone should do it all the time

I couldn’t do this without her (the water bottle reading this)

Posting “Is this Chicago???” under any and every beach pic I see this summer

2021 / / 2026

You kind of forget that this book is urban fantasy halfway through because the main couple are so genuine and cute. The message about new-fatherhood is pretty straightforward but the horror is compelling throughout!

Natalie needs to come back for a season of Survivor where she pretends to be Nadiya the entire time

@therealprizzy But the best arms!

Not the best lighting but…

Wes Anderson should STOP making movies and START designing high concept putt putt courses in the myrtle beach area

@rightofwhey Bigger hair AND bigger muscles??? KILLING IT!

2021 // 2026

@as1z_ Sometimes one of the girls is a 6’+ hairy muscular gym bro and that’s more than okay

Reformer Pilates bridal shower was v cute💗🧿

@drbeachybum You’ve changed so much since your last one!!

@davibroui I think they’re these little guys

What is hyrox

I need this much headroom in my photos for how big my hair is going to get

Alan’s hairdo is sponsored by Aquafresh this week

I am so delighted whenever Maura says her once per week per episode, court mandated “Tink”

@drbeachybum AWWWW SO CUTE