Cosmic Didact

Somewhere in the never ending space time continuum, Donald Trump is living his life as the world's greatest comedian.

Idk if it’s true and there is absolutely zero chance of me finding it but I remember a few years back there was a post about some girl, her POV short video shot in a grocery store. All it was was some older blonde lady who pretended there was no girl filming her, didn’t look at her or talk to her (or the phone in her face) as the girl calls her out saying the woman has been stalking her, following her and out loud says the woman is Erika frantzes mom. She was narrating a claim that Charlie was her ex. Pretty sure it was YEARS ago and I think she was identifying herself as a “targeted individual” headed by Lori Frantze. Thought it was weird at the time but never really thought about it again…until now. 🤯

One thing (of many) that has bothered me about the Charlie Kirk narrative was his lack of "success" with women. Stay with me here. Charlie Kirk was a 6'5" athlete, with a good intellect & normie-tier politics. Maybe not the best looking guy, but it's not like his cupboard was bare. Women like tall men of influence. He basically spent about 7 years at a single guy hanging around exclusively college kids, becoming the most popular college influencer in America & building real power. The guy was friends with many powerful, rich, connected people. He was the ideal man for legions of women. He should have had girls THROWING themselves at him. He should have had his pick of women. We should have heard stories about who Charlie Kirk was dating. Gossip. Rumors. Etc. He was a certified, bona-fide 20s-something American hero celebrity. But that's not how it all went down. Instead, we heard there were no girlfriends. That he was a virgin until Erika (good for him if true, btw). No sexual encounters, whatsoever—which, if the rumors about many others in TPUSA are to be believed—is extremely anomalous! He was allegedly surrounded by all kinds of people who were sexually active—gay and straight alike! TPUSA is filled with college coeds for its ambassadors. Smart girls, hot girls, motivated girls, calculating girls, politically connected girls, etc. Girls with multiple combinations of those traits. Yet Charlie spurned every single one? Couldn't land even one single girlfriend? Didn't have one fling? Never once got his groove on? Never once succumbed to the horde of women beating down his door? And then, when he did get married at 27, it was to a 32-year old woman. No offense, ladies, but I was once in my 20s. And men in their mid 20s see women in their 30s as ancient. Old as the hills. Washed up. Why marry a 32-year old when you can snag a 22-year old? That's like a 10-year warranty! This is how the vast majority of men in their 20s think. And Charlie had no shortage of access to women in their early 20s. It's weird. And on top of that, the woman he married hadn't been able to maintain a relationship herself into her 30s. That alone is a major red flag for men. Not to mention the many alleged lies she's told. IMO, she lies a lot. About everything. Surely Charlie would have picked up on that. It's really unattractive. People say Charlie had no game. But the "Bob's Burgers" story where he straight up told her he wanted to date her, not hire her, was a total Chad move. I'm sorry, but something about the Charlie Kirk story just isn't adding up for me. I honestly don't know what, but the math ain't mathing. Am I the only one?

People are acting like Tucker and Kent are some sort of CIA deep op… Guys, a literal CIA operative just got elected governor of Virginia and she immediately banned guns and made rape legal. Times have changed. The current CIA wouldn’t know how to produce a “Joe Kent.”

They just made a million more Afromans

@AutismCapital i’m glad gas is down and crypto is up and the economy is booming and the epstein file criminals have been prosecuted and all wars have been ended things are going great

@bostonherald She’s trying soooooooooooooo hard to be portrayed as some sort of “shining light” in the history books. It’s all so tiresome and I’m pathetically exhausted for her.

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@jackdoranjr @HeidiBriones @michelletandler @amsomeonelse Show me your tweets from your adolescence.

@HeidiBriones @michelletandler @amsomeonelse The woman of Islam is talking about gay people there. She prefers they be tossed off buildings.

It's pretty rare that I find a tweet so offensive that I don't even want to repost it. But, here we are. This is Zohran Mamdani's wife, writing about Gay people. The mask is off.

@realannapaulina @plantparadise7 Let’s be real, America..primaries mean nothing. We are ruled by tyrants. Cheating, thieving, sex trafficking tyrants. x.com/cosmicdidact/s…

I don’t understand the logic in DC: 1. Voter ID 2. Banning insider trading Two of the most popular issues in the country rn and the SENATE is refusing to work for the people. Primary them all.

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

@TioAcido138 @esjesjesj *HIPAA

@esjesjesj Wouldn’t be suprised if he doesn’t even know what hospice is. He’s probly never heard of HIPPA either

Do you think the patients go to the offices for hospice care you fucking idiot?

The fact that Afroman’s only defence witness was the sheriff deputy’s ex wife is hilarious 😭

@paul_walu @TruthFairy131 KGB found through their own research that around 85%(?) of lay people actually have a dormant ability to do so.

@TruthFairy131 Remote Viewers haven't seen or predicted DICK ever. Just some sort of mentalism trick they do. If they were that amazing why constant need to grift UFO conferences + podcast to earn a living..all some second hand $hit story

2012 Prediction for APRIL 2026

@MassGovernor How many pipelines??

In Massachusetts, we’re saying YES to every kind of energy — including geothermal — and to the good jobs and lower bills that come with it.

When people say "I don't care I have nothing to hide" when talking about privacy, I pull out a portable projector from my handbag and say "ok pass me your phone and let me project the contents of it onto that wall in this busy venue"

If standing up for your rights makes you the villain..... Be the best villain ever...

Shout out to the real heroes who just keep the public in the dark .@MassGovernor .@MassLegislature .@MassAGO .@RonMariano and .@MassDems . Can’t get mad if nothing is exposed! They must be blocking the audit for our own good. 🫶 #mapoli

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@ThatEricAlper x.com/thefactsdude/s…

What song would you put in a time capsule to explain this decade to someone 50 years from now?

@BlakeBednarz You already know afroman was singing along in his head the whole time too lmfao

I am not mature enough to cover this afroman suit, his pettiness just melts my heart and I simply can’t be objective. In this house afroman is a hero end of story