🖤dumpster bébé🖤

It is so disgusting outside today. The kind of day where you sweat as soon as you walk outside.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Just report the driver & they get blocked from accepting more orders. I ordered 1 case of water & 4 bags of groceries to my elderly parent’s house. They have 3 stairs. That’s it. The driver piled everything at the end of their driveway. I reported & Walmart even refunded.

Man is furious after Walmart delivery left his order at the bottom of the stairs while he lives on the 4th floor with no elevator

@BellaBaddie__ I didn’t realize this wasn’t normal…

Are there actually people who shower before bed and then take another shower when they wake up???

@__spd_ Does Lyft not prompt you to request another driver after so many minutes? Uber will after around 15 mins I think. I’ve only had it happen once.

Game on

@markrugerman45 @BeshearStan Oh. I didn’t realize there were 4 trans women swimming that day. Even if the 1 trans woman hadn’t been there, Riley Gaines would have been 4th place & still been a loser. Just like she is today.

@BeshearStan you’re making fun of the girl who had her opportunity stolen from a biological male really

Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Conservative woman who placed 5th

@JamieBonkiewicz To be completely fair & honest, whenever a straight coworker complains about her husband, I absolutely tell her to trade him in for a wife 🤷‍♀️

No, gay people are not trying to force their lifestyle on you. You're thinking of Republicans.

@nevermind9116 @mikaelamagic Who cares? Like honestly. Doesn’t change my life at all that someone born with male bones now lives as a female.

@mikaelamagic Makeup and medication don't change bones.

I’m extremely self conscious to post this. However, I’m finanally proud of who I am and maybe it’ll help someone else. 5 years of estrogen and support. Be who you are. 🏳️‍⚧️

Donald Trump reveals that his birthday wish is world peace.

@hoe4mspriestly This is the smile in my head when a fic describes her using her shark smile

@SamuraiBre They could make it something more general like Jane likes to spend her free time writing and hiking with her dog Fido. At one time my bio said I played rec league kickball. They didn’t need to know that it was a lgbtq rec league.

To play a bit of devils advocate because don't get me wrong it sounds ridiculous. I don't think the employee should have it in there bio on a company website if that is true because thats super inappropriate.

Another L for that habitual big loser, Trump.

@iky_fwjett After listening to a guy, who couldn’t read the room, yammer on about the Nationals for like 30 mins, I finally cut in & said “so if you were athletic, you’d play baseball?” He froze. “I’m athletic!” “I like seeing a man believe in himself, slugger!” It was Pride night. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Tell me about your best use of malicious micro-feminism. I want to hear about the men you plow through on the sidewalk, calling your brother's tote a purse

🎥| Full video of Taylor performing “I Knew It, I Knew You”, her speech, introducing Randy Newman and performing “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” with the legend himself!

The DRESSSSS The face The nails The hair The RING Mama did NOT come to fuck around

@kaitduffy We all had the same experience, huh? Except the divorce part for me. And I didn’t get therapy until I was an adult. But why was I age 9 & left alone all summer with my 5 yo & 7 yo siblings? And then I’d get in trouble if they really messed something up. ME! Also a CHILD!

Millennials grew up WAYYY too fast. Like there was no reason I should have been watching Jerry Springer and doing my own laundry and ordering pizzas home alone age 9 while also having to go to therapy for my parent’s divorce

@kaitduffy So many times! Couldn’t rely on the VHS player to actually record the pivotal episodes correctly!

Also would anyone else stay home and fake sick to watch soaps bc “Passions” was my fav growing up

🚨| Taylor Swift and Randy Newman performing "You've Got A Friend In Me" at the Toy Story 5 premiere!

@pagan_hoetry Welcome to adulthood. So fun.

So am I just gonna have a $1500 emergency every month for the rest of my life

@FurkanGozukara Come on fatty, greasy pizza, do your thing!!!

Where is the people that were bashing Zohran Mamdani for eating with his hands?

@MeidasTouch I bet they don’t win another game. The curse was transferred from the Spurs to the Knicks and their streak is over. Trump ruins everything he touches.

The Knicks’ 13-game winning streak comes to an end after President Trump attends Game 3 of the NBA Finals.