Locks off & no broken barrels

@MikeBales Why d’ya have the need to shout it from the roof tops?

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸

@GuntherEagleman You don’t even know what NATO is for do you?

I don’t want my taxpayer money going to NATO! It’s useless. Spain, England, France and Italy sold us out. Time to leave! Not another penny.

@Prince1Keith @Johnnypapa64 Princess Keith making a fool of herself again

@Johnnypapa64 WTF is Beckham doing on this list? He wasn't that great a player and certainly didn't deserve anywhere near as many caps as he got ... it was all HYPE with him! He was an average Championship player at best ...

The Four Four Two Top 25 British Players of All Time (Not sure I agree with all of this no Archie Gemmill? No Peter Shilton?)

@NotFarLeftAtAll A grill

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@IntoThemReds @Smooth_Booth @HenryJackson87 Get back in ya dustbin

@Smooth_Booth @HenryJackson87 You're all the same. Sly, horrible little shithouses

@IntoThemReds @HenryJackson87 We all know you’re a victim. Jog on 🤡

@HenryJackson87 Got caught being a horrible manc and doubled down. I'm made up he's boss and a Manc, he's making it real easy for everyone to join us seeing just how horrible they are

@Lastofus2090 @Sports_City247 Who’s, ya daddy’s?

@Sports_City247 I have good sources😭

Salah at 38🥶 Rooney at 31💀

@Lastofus2090 And?

@ACTBrigitte I’d settle for that. Trump rightly insisted NATO countries must up their defence spending. That money gets spent on American supplies. No reason for that to happen if you leave!

The United States should withdraw from NATO and the UN. Let Europe defend themselves.

@seanaustin1985 @WilloMCI @lawrence_bury Keyboard warriors. The clown wouldn’t say it to anyones face

@WilloMCI @lawrence_bury The operative word being civil from someone who then chooses to call someone a "dumb red cunt" because they dont agree with thier viewpoint. first class logic!

People need to stop forcing this debate. Bruno is not in same category as De Bruyne. He is closer to the Cazorla / Mata / Ozil / Coutinho discussions than De Bruyne.

@pmddomingos Who got the Straight shut you deranged muppet?

Europe needs to reopen the Strait of Hormuz way more than America does, but refuses to help America do it. And Europe is within range of Iran's missiles, unlike America, but refuses to help America get rid of them. Maybe it's time to abandon Europe to its fate.

@USronaldcarter NATO is about defence

🚨 NOBODY KNOWS HOW FUCKED NATO ACTUALLY IS RIGHT NOW. In the last 72 hours, watch who walked away: 🇫🇷 France: Blocked US military overflight for weapons to Israel — FIRST TIME since war began Feb 28. Israel cut ALL defense procurement from France. 🇮🇹 Italy: Denied Sigonella air base landing to US bombers. Defense Minister said relations are "solid and loyal." DAYS after blocking US planes. 🇪🇸 Spain: Closed ENTIRE airspace to US operations. Blocked Naval Station Rota AND Morón Air Base. PM Sánchez called it "not NATO collective defense." 🇵🇱 Poland: Refused to redeploy Patriot batteries. US burned through 1,200+ interceptors in 16 days. Poland said no. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: Denied 2 US reconnaissance flights. Suspended $120,000,000 in weapons exports under "neutrality laws." 🇬🇧 UK: PM said "this is not our war." Trump told them to "build up some delayed courage." 🇩🇪 Germany: President Steinmeier called war "possibly illegal." WHILE hosting Ramstein — largest US base outside America. That is: France, Italy, Spain, Poland, Switzerland, UK, and Germany. All in ONE week. When this many allies abandon you at once, it's not a disagreement. It's a collapse.

@USronaldcarter Everyone in the wrong? Have you considered the fact that it’s you that’s in the wrong?

@DaytrippingRed @samuelluckhurst He’s no David Meek

I’ve decided to forgive Samuel Luckhurst for his shortcomings as a journalist, for being ultra negative towards MUFC and continuing to create negativive agendas around the club, he’s ok by me April Fools, I think you’re a cunt @samuelluckhurst and I hope you have a shit day

@harlsburg @Icebergslim304 @konrad_flo @DavidD_Chapman That and his pencil d**k

@DaveHum65793909 @Icebergslim304 @konrad_flo @DavidD_Chapman The “slim” in Charles’ name refers to brains. Low in intelligence clearly.

Withdraw from NATO and withdraw all US troops from US bases in Europe and see how many days it takes Russia to conquer Europe.

@OriginalWonky @MrEncouragement @BOSSportsGordo Still chatting shit. Is it a habit you can’t kick?

@DaveHum65793909 @MrEncouragement @BOSSportsGordo Thank you for fixing the auto correct. At least you didn’t argue against the fact that you should be locked in a padded room. The first step to recovery is admitting you’re insane. Nutjob.

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@Icebergslim304 @harlsburg @konrad_flo @DavidD_Chapman Amazed ya can read what’s been posted ya dumb gimp

@harlsburg @konrad_flo @DavidD_Chapman i don't pay taxes lol they ain't doing shit for me so fuck em once again idgaf bout nothing you saying

@OriginalWonky @MrEncouragement @BOSSportsGordo You should be put IN a padded room!

@DaveHum65793909 @MrEncouragement @BOSSportsGordo You should be put on a padded room

@Czooba @DolapoDiplomat Maybe because he didn’t have the mentality to play in the Prem. You don’t understand football if you think Pogba cut it

@DolapoDiplomat Pogba? How please?

Top 3 worst signings ever in your club history?

@BTCBreadMan Mind your own business and stay out of her underwear drawer you perv

My best friend is 36 years old. His wife is pretty, but she’s big. Like, really big. He’s being patient with her because she’s dieting and exercising, but she’s only lost a couple lbs in 6 months despite being in a “calorie deficit”. How do I explain to him that it’s impossible to stay fat on a calorie deficit, and that she’s obviously lying to him?