David R. Carroll

@deloisivete No you're not. The lady on my commute that has had her flashlight on for a week is old.

Me: I’m not old The flashlight on my phone that’s been on for an hour for no reason:

@hwinkler4real @965WKLH Yea but Bronze Fonz sucks at water-skiing.

@965WKLH Yes

Is @hwinkler4real correct in his belief that The #BronzeFonz is taller than he is? on.soundcloud.com/k7CWQXSMYC4Wul…

@oldcanadaseries @MichaelCooperMP Just trying to impress his boss.

@MichaelCooperMP Um… this chap doesn’t know how the system works? Embarrassing

BREAKING The Liberals just RAMMED through a motion to seize control of ALL parliamentary committees. Carney is wasting no time abusing his new "majority" that he didn't earn at the ballot box to SHUT DOWN oversight & accountability. A MASSIVE UNDEMOCRATIC POWER GRAB.

@oldcanadaseries I still have an ashtray from there. It's full of candy now.

Montréal’s Expo 67 opened on April 27th, 1967. 59 years ago this week.

@25YearsAgoLive Still happily married! Via Facebook

Lesbian brides Tijana Schouten and Ilonka Brouwer kiss during their wedding in The Hague. On April 1, The Netherlands became the first country on earth to legalize gay marriage.

@Cmdr_Hadfield I think I'll have eggs for dinner.

So cool how the Sun can distort while it's setting. Timelapse showing refracting light as it crosses atmospheric layers with sharply different temperatures and densities. Like a mirage. photo: Lorenzo Busilacchi Canon R5 Mark II / RF 200-800 f6.3 / 200mm Sole 1/4000” f22, ISO 100 Paesaggio 1/800” ISO 400 f6.3 Scatti timelapse n° 205 foto, pausa tra gli scatti 2” Località Nebida, Masua / Data 21/04/2026

@TJ_Cooney Disco is dead.

i mean COME ON!

@Rainmaker1973 Fail! Where's the pineapple?

When you find out your best friend is better at something than you

@nlyonne I work in high-tech R&D. We see AI not as a threat, but as a useful tool. It still takes imagination and insight to create our products. AI just makes it happen more efficiently.

😂

@hwinkler4real True, but it doesn't always work out

One does not loose any height or weight if you change your mind

@RetroNewsNow Sadly, Lafayette he was murdered on the way to the hotel. Jessica solved that murder too.

🎷Angela Lansbury and Garrett Morris in the ‘Murder, She Wrote’ episode ‘Murder to a Jazz Beat’ (1985) *Bonus points if you can spot the Capitol Records building and a palm tree or two, though the episode is supposedly set in New Orleans

@RetroNewsNow It will never last.

Newsweek Cover, April 23, 1990: Why America Loves 'The Simpsons'

@nlyonne Catherine Deneuve can enslave me, or even harvest my organs any time!

Hotshots 🌶️🌶️🤘

@oldcanadaseries youtube.com/watch?v=xi2CFu…

A 1923 Canadian 25 cent bill.

@oldcanadaseries It wasn't bad, but it broke the cardinal rule of fast food: Fast.

McDonald's Pizza in the 1990s. Did you try it?

Well at least it's not FOUR TWENTY.

The middle schoolers have left their mark in my classroom.

@kittythefool @EvanLSolomon Ouch! 👋👋👋

@EvanLSolomon I hope it knows how to handle payroll

We’re building the first public AI supercomputer, owned and operated in Canada, to power innovation across every sector. From healthcare to clean energy to startups scaling here at home, this is about making sure the future is built here. Applications are open. 🇨🇦 Nous construisons le premier superordinateur public dédié à l'intelligence artificielle, appartenant à et exploité par le Canada, afin de stimuler l'innovation dans tous les secteurs. Des soins de santé à l'énergie propre, en passant par les start-ups qui se développent ici même, notre objectif est de faire en sorte que l'avenir se bâtisse ici. Nous acceptons désormais les candidatures.

@deloisivete Don't do that, you won't be able to find your fridge.

About to chain a pair of scissors to the side of the fridge so the kids will quit losing them

@FunMovieTVFan Just ask @CraigyFerg

Its National Look Alike Day! Post two people who look alike...

@AllieJade1 I swear I knew this without searching for it. That's Nancy and Ann Wilson. It all started when Mike Fisher was drafted, and elected to go to Canada instead.

This singing duo was actually sold to Canadian audiences as "being" a Canadian band. Do you recognize them? Do you know how it came about that they were actually sold as a Canadian band, even though they were very much American?