@PizzaExpress Half the amount of toppings. Check.
Maybe part of an 8th of onion. Check.
Tomato right to the edge. Check.
Barely any cheese. Check.
Middle empty. Check.
£18. Check.
My face: Priceless.
@PizzaExpress What on Earth do you call this...? I'd call it borderline false advertising. This is not what I expected to arrive at my door after ordering... £18 for this (including delivery) is scandalous. What's in the middle...? OH... Nothing.