Annoying Moderate

"Im a Christian struggling with homosexuality" nah broski ur a homosexual struggling with Christianity

@HollywoodHandle Uh oh!

‘BACKROOMS’ is outperforming expectations and is now set to earn $70+ on its box office opening weekend. • Budget was $10M • Potentially becoming top 5 highest ever for any horror movie

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

priDE MONth in 3 days…

Just had a great conversation with my cat where we discussed whether he’s a little baby, confirmed that he is in fact a little baby, talked about how cute he is, the origin of his cuteness, why he’s so small, and went into detailed agreement that he is a very good boy.

In the USA if you get raped the government will sue you

Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, still owes her $86 million, and is now using the power of the federal government to keep targeting and harassing her. Abusers don’t stop abusing.

At the end of the episode, a QR code will appear to open your OnlyFans account, where Sam Levinson is already listed as your first subscriber so you don't have to start from scratch.

Sesame Street is too didactic. Don’t just tell me the number 7. Make me feel it

This is one of the funniest edits of all time

i miss the days when you can screenshot on your iphone without taking the survey afterwards 😭

If you’ve never had a fake email job these exist. They’re called work trips. Your job sends you to Suck and Fuck Arkansas to stay at a Marriott that is next to a boarded up Applebees and a military recruitment center. The only good part about them is blacking out at the hotel bar

Blowjob tip: use your hand

This is full on authoritarianism

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

I love letting people say what they feel, whether it’s right or wrong, hate or love. I enjoy the engagement because it’s more honest than liking someone just because somebody else told you to. I want you to like me because you like me. I’m not here to make you feel comfortable I’m here to break shit up. I didn’t send this album to anybody beforehand on purpose, because I knew it would make them mad and keep them from being unbiased. I wanted people to see how the professional world, with only a few exceptions, can’t separate the art from the artist. They’re not mature enough to. So I gave sensitive industry people a personality to hate, because that’s what they wanted to do to me all along anyway. It makes them feel better about themselves Thank you to my haters you’ll be here no matter what. Because you are lame. And thank you to my fans. I promise I will never, ever, ever do the same thing twice, no matter what. That’s a promise.

ACTUALLY GOING TO THE PLACES USED IN BACKROOMS IS SO SMART ACTUALLY

Damn he’s been posting her pussy microbiome and hasn’t even met the rents