Great_Panjandrum

@SpillTheMemes Ouch

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ I’ve never known anyone who called it a “stub.” That’s a stump round here.

Tree stub grinder. I get mesmerized watching them grind it out like it was nothing. I could use one of these too for a day. 💯

@MalcangiSarah It is, but this is an apples to oranges comparison. I'd rather have a virgin who read 50 Shades than someone who's been railed by every rando she met.

It’s completely normal to want a man who has never watched porn.

Nayib Bukele, the President of El Salvador arrested over 91,000 gang members over 3 years and reduced the homicide rate by 98% with crime rates now lower than many major U.S. cities. This is El Salvador's booming night life today:

Young men, it is completely normal and natural to want a wife who has never slept with other men. Don’t let them convince you it isn’t.

@MrWhiteMAGA Nope. Don’t have to get out of the car to pull a trigger.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS SITUATION…? You’re stuck in traffic, already irritated… cars barely moving. Now here comes the person that was tailgating you earlier 👀 They hop out their car… walk straight up to your passenger window…hit on it once then throw a rock through it… One bad decision and this turns from “annoying traffic moment” into a full-blown situation. He waited for traffic like it was a scheduled fight 😂. As a man, are you stepping out the car?

@CatLover56577 Have done. Kicked loud mouth fatass woman out of a party for talking shit about my dog, Samson.

Be honest: would you kick someone out of your house for mistreating your pet?

@the_christnats Christian

Which one are you?

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes, but it was sealed because I was underage.

Who can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait

@SpillTheMemes What it is ain't exactly clear.

What is happening here??

@InternetH0F Chuck was never a punk. That spin backfist was the bomb.

Chuck Norris fighting in the ring against an undefeated kickboxing champion

@newstart_2024 Gross bullshit. Making separate protected or privileged classes creates massive abuse and fraud. Go f yourself, Carr.

Jimmy Carr just dropped a radical rethink of taxes, education, and national wealth: - No tax for anyone under 30 → let young people keep every penny they earn and actually start their lives. - University should be free… but only for STEM fields that grow society (not a luxury item for 50% of kids). - Over 60? No tax either — stop pretending we can pay endless pensions with fewer young workers. - Sovereign wealth fund from UK oil, gas, wind farms, and mobile masts — assets that should belong to everyone, not just the Crown. On AI and the future: We need flexibility of thought. Old ideologies won’t cut it when everything changes. Why does everything have to come from taxing workers? Why not undercut Ireland on corporation tax, mine Bitcoin with idle power stations, or treat national resources as shared wealth? Do you think no-tax zones for the young and old + free STEM education could actually work? Or is this too radical for a country stuck in old thinking? Your take 👇

@EndWokeness @grok Don't bother the nice AI, it's some m-f bullshit.

Interracial Iesbians set in 1800s England @grok how historically accurate is this?

@engineers_feed On Earth at sea level, the force of gravity is ~9.81 m/s^2 The downward force is therefore 9.81 x 5 =~49.1 N The pulley translates the force upward, so the angle of the pull is irrelevant. Therefore, the mass moves DOWN because 49.1 is greater than 40.

Mechanical reasoning test. Which direction does the block move?

@3LeggedSquirrel @HumansNoContext Yeah, some less civil folks here told me. I couldn't understand the audio, so I missed it.

@Ed_Innominate @HumansNoContext Known fukn pickpockets

The joy I get in watching these is off the scale

@GigaBasedDad I'll take the red one.

Which one are you choosing? There is only one right choice.

I think Led Zep just went up a tad in my estimation.

@alyssamariiee11 So who is Stan, and why does this guy look like him?

Get a good look. This is what Satan looks like.

@creepydotorg It's the end of the world. Those who once thought they were the doom of all the Earth are now nothing more than backward tribesmen ready to be exterminated by firearms and syphillis.

Till this day I still don’t understand this particular scene…

@CWEeditor @carson81022 @HumansNoContext The clear lack of a grasp on English grammar was what tipped me off. Glad to know I was on the right track.

@Ed_Innominate @carson81022 @HumansNoContext I see. Sure, I'm Chinese because that would make sense. We here at the CCP think it is important to . . . ummmm, make people consider if they actually know what they think they know. Sure. Critical thinking actually helps communism because, ummmmm, reasons.