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Every day I must live with the torment of sharing names with popular anime characters in fandoms I'm not part of.
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Eri | ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
@ErionNetique
| She/Her | 21+| Occasional gamer and artist
The Internet Присоединился Eylül 2014
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@consultnt_a An unseasoned soup. All bitter green vegetables, no salt, no ginger, nothing. You can only season it with your tears.
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アメリカ人はパスタを半分に折ったりピザにパイナップル乗せてイタリア人を怒らせてるけど、逆にアメリカ料理の何をどうしたらアメリカ人はキレるんだろうな
ベーコンのしゃぶしゃぶとか、マッケンチーズにケチャップかけるとかか？
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@Canal_Mizukura During my worst moments, sometimes I would only smoke a cigarette to have an excuse to see the sunlight. The sun is good for you, but don't get heat stroke of course.
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@magozone23 My whole political stance has been primarily based upon "I want to make friends and see them live good lives" and being able to freely talk to people in a foreign country about mundane silly things is what diversity is all about to me. We share recipes, crafting tips, life, etc.
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@magozone23 I mean, I'm a leftist/liberal/whatever, but it's not my only personality.
After all, freely talking to anyone in the world about cheese crimes and barbecue is all I ever wanted.
We have cultural diversity, we have unification over delicious food and bad jokes, it's great.
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仲良くしてくれる外国の方々が多くて嬉しいですわ
比率として気持ち悪くて不快な外国人は数%未満って体感ですわね
世の中に絶望しなくて済んで良かったｗ
ところでパヨクって現状で全く外国の方と交流してないように見えるのですけれど
出羽守とかその海外の地元の方と仲良く話をしたらいいのにね？ｗ
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@Saikoroid Finally, bisexual heaven. I get infinite husbands and wives in skimpy clothing.
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@misae_yjm They only work well if you have a special hole for your thumb so you can still grab dry objects. But even then, they really are in the way unless it's violently cold and you forgot gloves
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私萌え袖がどうしてもできない。
私だってピチピチの学生の頃、やりたい気持ちはあった。どう見ても可愛い。きゅぴるんって感じがする。長い袖の服も買った。
でもふと気づくと袖を肘までまくり上げている。袖が鬱陶しい。基本肘から下は露出している。
体質的に無理なんだと思うことにしている。
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After all, you get to see a beautiful girl eat 4 plates of barbecue meat and then she pins you down onto the bed to "eat" you next...
Of course this is all a long-winded excuse to eat as much meat as I want 😂
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I often see feeders who want to make their partner fatter, or guys who want their girlfriend thin, but what about more muscular instead?
"Yes, you've almost hit your daily protein intake, darling, haaa haaa. Just three more sets of push-ups and 4 more chicken wings... yes..."🤣
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@James_LL01 I think that it's been discovered a long time ago, but the debate is neverending...
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@rrryyyyoo225 Interesting. Japanese people are discovering and debating about the feederism kink
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@tentenchan2525 Really, I use every pronoun depending on context. I'll call myself "おれ" sometimes because I think it's funny to see a 150cm girl saying it.
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@tentenchan2525 I prided myself very deeply on being a tomboy, boku-ko, etc. I was often the singular female in otaku or gamer friend groups, so I acted more masculine to fit in.
I'm still very boyish, but my identity is more complex now and I switched to あたし sometimes because it sounds cool
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学生の頃、好きだった子に告白したらガチ泣きで拒否されてその子の友達からもクソ扱いされたの思い出して今これ
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@Psy603msigloo @imY6PD4nUy88127 It's like staying warmed up at the gym, right? Once you cool off, you have to start from step 1 again!
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@remi_nurse I like when it's blunt, but still reassuring. "This will hurt, but I will be fast."
You might even be able to distract me by asking me to time how long it took. "Oh, 7 seconds? A new record!"
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「針刺すので、チクッとしますからね～」採血前に顔を横に向けている患者さんに言ってたんだけど。
「っいってぇ！！チクじゃねぇし！」と怒鳴ってネチネチ言われて以来、「針刺すので普通に痛いですからね」「感じやすい人は発狂します」と態度がデカい人には事実だけを話してから刺すようにしてたら「ネェチャン、看護師っぽい態度じゃないねぇ」と新しい文句が出てきた。
針刺すぐらい我慢しなさいよ。2歳児じゃないんだから
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@nabicochan [choking]:
"Are you okay, babe?"
"Y- Yes. I'm fine."
"Are you sure?"
"Why-, why do you ask?"
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@nabicochan - Accidentally inhale lint from the blanket and try to hold in your cough like you're coughing in class and everyone will glare at you if they hear it.
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@hanami2020115 I prefer my own blood. Surely it's like eating Foie Gras after my lifelong American diet, right?🤔
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すっぽん←
すっぽんの生き血→
すっぽんを食べられるのと
生き血を飲めるのは金持ちだけ😂
出来れば食べたい😂
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Japan; Do you guys eat Turtles? My friends across the Creek in Louisiana do 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Would you try it? Turtle sauce piquante is a spicy, rustic Louisiana Creole and Cajun stew, often featuring snapping turtle meat simmered in a dark roux-based tomato sauce. It is known for its "stinging" heat and is traditionally served over white rice.
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