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@barb_avon Only because most movies today suck. Id take a 5 hr long Godzilla Minus One anyday.

People today: I'm sick of 3 hour long movies. Make them shorter. Also people: Just binged watched all 10 episodes of the new Netflix series!

@BarlowAdams Strange Sci-Fi

What genre of novels do you look like you write? Guy Fieri erotic fan-fiction.

@oksheesh maybe he loves himself and finally found the perfect mirror

My cousin married a woman that looks exactly like him with long hair and it is freaking us out

@NuckChorris16 Money is God, even says so right there on the paper, "in god we trust". Cant argue it.

This is the face I make when someone tells me their god, in particular, is the one true god among all others, and that I should believe it because of their personal feelings and nothing more.

@FeltzAnt1 its how they feel seen.

@JPLFR80 dont, love yourself and others will jump on the bandwagon.

I don't want to audition for love anymore

@NotZishan The purpose of Hell is to create a fictional place to scare you into believing in God. What a conundrum.

If God is all-forgiving, then what is the purpose of hell?

@joshsilentmode Yeah, unlike actual preachers.

Do you "practice what you preach"... A. Yes or B. No ?

@GlamGrafter easy:

If every lie created a physical mark on our bodies, how different would we look? 🤔✨🌟💬

@FoodPorn yes, theyre called chili beans

Do beans belong in chili? Here is my snowed in chili from last night!

I found a Bible from 1858 for 3$ at a small thrift store.

@DLgodlessbitch proof:

Earth already receives about the same energy from the Sun in an hour than humanity consumes in a year. Solar panels just need to catch a tiny amount of it to power our entire civilization!

@AndyBuzz72 Cavemen didnt survive because they werent around yet. Next.

Do you think this is a genuine question from a believer ?

Me trying to explain to my Boss how crypto diversification pumps stretch my paycheck out. "I no understand these things"

Me: Im trying to be Super healthy Everyone: Do you Wanna Donut?

If I mention last nights degen shitcoin play it will crash 🤐

@PalantirTech Mr. Pixels is a traitor.

We have agreed to a strategic partnership with the Israeli Ministry of Defense to supply technology to help the country’s war effort. The agreement followed a Thursday meeting between Israeli defense officials and Palantir leadership. Read more: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@T4twwinkle GN

Good night everyone say it back?? 🤌✨