Idunno

Had a dream about you. You ignored me there too

The connection that rewires your brain

One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.

I check and I noticed

Too much humdrum, not enough razzle dazzle.

Hits pause to see what movie I picked a minute ago

the intimacy of hearing her say “You’re such an idiot”

i hate to be that guy but the philly airport was fine for me sorry

Lil sunburn feels good

Shout out to anyone who has to endure chatty people before the caffeine kicks in.

prefiero el caos auténtico al orden vacío

@No_1BullshitGuy I've worked my ass off for 30 years. Let me have this

If you have money…..

Golf and drinks fixes most everything

This lady at the golf course bar smells like bengay and anger

There is way too much obligation in having a job.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but eat the damn pasta.

When you have a few and drive like your DL test

asking south philly cheesesteak joints if they have vegetarian options and getting hit with hammers

I have beer. -Me flirting.

Don’t worry I can be sophisticated if needed, babe

Here have some awkwardness as a token of my appreciation for your existence.