Technical Expert Shizzle

Who still remember them all? door-flow-road from-awake-later rain-book-super? good-penny-bridge

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@AppleDemoYT You collected so many gems

My Apple prototype collection on July 9th of 2019, almost 7 years ago. Many of these prototypes are one a kind unique devices from eBay. It’s hard to believe how much time has flown by, and it’s crazy how much the Apple collecting landscape has changed since then. #appleinternal

Today a customer cheered for me that I quote; “worked my way up from the Foxconn factory to the Apple Store”… 🥲

Rumor has it that corporate AGAIN got a really generous Christmas gift this year…

select my App Store search engine and download the Coca-Cola App Catalogue to get the Disney+ app to load up on MickeyCoins to purchase the latest Star Wars game. (3/3)

and Siri voice (the EU mandated an open market for Siri voices in the amended 2026 Digital Markets Act). I go to the App Store, dismiss the cookie warning (2/3)

It’s 2027. I set up my new iPhone. I insert my EU mandated replaceable compostable battery. I choose my default browser, phone dialer, Lock Screen, health app, NFC payment app (1/3)

This is my tenth Christmas in Apple retail and it is BY FAR the absolute worst one I’ve ever experienced. This entire holiday season can go suck a dick.

@BrianAppleGuy Mine is stilling a sealed box….

Most pristine iPhone 5 ever. A refurbished one from Apple itself. I got it refurbished in early 2014 and it was shipped with iOS 6.1.4 which I downgraded to iOS 6.0 in 2023.

Audiotest for connectivity issues on AirPods Pro is the next worst choice dev’s made….. “Do the issue persist without the AirPods” NOOOOOO OFCOURSE NOT FUCKING FOOL

@life_enricher @PulledToQueue @applejuice1984 @DepotGenius Negative it does….

@PulledToQueue @applejuice1984 @DepotGenius The guides don’t include things that are common sense

Every iPhone 15 pro and pro max back glass opens like this…

Today we stared wearing red…. It’s always funny to see your colleagues arriving in the wrong color and go onto the floor wearing their black jacket zipped to the top……

Profile display transfers are seriously the stupidest repair procedures EVER implemented on iPhones !

Customer: Yeah, I’ve had iPhones for years since the first one. I’ll never switch! iPhone setup screen: Enter your Apple ID Customer: So what do I do here? Me:

Thanks to @FRSwoes PEOPLE FILL THIS IN! tinyurl.com/apts2023

Without further ado, here is this years Pay Transparency Survey. Reminder: this data goes public immediately. Do not put anything in here that you don’t want everyone to see. tinyurl.com/ApplePTS

@DepotGenius @LindaLominger “It’s amazing that only Apple didn’t lay off people”

@ExpertShizzle @LindaLominger Why no raises?

Does anybody care to share their raise percentage? Nobody at my store is talking.