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@FCBayern 🚨That’s pure Kompany energy right there 🔥 Bayern players locked in, arms around each other — you can feel the bond. Back then nobody knew this squad was about to go on a special run. The mentality was already there 👀 More to follow. #FCBayern

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙆𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙮. 🔥 Damals ahnte noch niemand, dass das der Start einer besonderen Saison war. 👀

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🚨 EXCL: Romano dropping transfer smoke again — but let’s not forget the names already linked: Tonali, Morgan Rogers, Adam Wharton… United’s midfield rebuild could get very interesting this summer 👀 Anderson & Ederson are big names, but the shortlist is stacking up. More to follow. #MUFC @UnitedStandMUFC @FabrizioRomano #TransferNews #mufc

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I have a dream. 💭

@AllBmf @SpursOfficial He definitely should 🔥🔥🔥

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Wishing Micky a happy birthday 🤍

Today we go to war.

@WelBeast 🚨“Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” 😂 Right now Arsenal are showing up with a butter knife… while Manchester City roll in with full artillery. The Etihad showdown is going to be a massacre. Poor Gunners 👀 More to follow. #PL #AFC #MCFC

Dear Pep Guardiola Go and win the league, for everyone.

@UTDTrey 🚨Today is the day they break the hearts of every Arsenal Fan 😭‼️‼️ Dreams are going to be shuttered today

🚨 Liam Rosenior on UCL qualification: “This result gives us a mountain to climb”. 🗻 “We have to go into Brighton knowing we need to win the game”.

@FabrizioRomano 🚨Liam Rosenior keeping it real after the result. “This gives us a mountain to climb… We have to go into Brighton knowing we need to win the game.” Chelsea’s UCL hopes are hanging by a thread — the boss knows exactly what’s required 👀 More to follow. #CFC #Chelsea

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@N17Nomad @SpursOfficial But he’s still trying his best

@FakeOrnsteinD @SpursOfficial Not quite, David.