𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩
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𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙩
@FallarborBorn
ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ꜰʟᴜᴛᴇ? ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴅᴏ ɪꜱ ᴡᴀʟᴋ 12,485 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜱᴛᴇᴘꜱ!


𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙄𝙎 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝘼𝙔𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇.



Does your partner like it when you give them nicknames of their name? Because I've tried and they're all awful. It makes you sound like an out-of-touch married couple that were built to embarrass your kids. Or students? ♡ Dismissive hand wave! ♡ Either way, it doesn't work.


MY HOMEWORK HAS BEEN TURNED IN.... MY WILL HAS BEEN SERVED TO THE GOODRA FRIENDS...... MY POKÉMON ARE SAFE IN THE POKÉMON CENTER...... AND ANOTHER WOMAN IS SAVED FROM THE CLUTCHES OF A CHEATING MAN........UNCESTOR'S CLOCK HAS RUN OUT...... AND SO HAS MINE.... BYYYYYEEEUUUHHH!!!!!


Yeets the diamond f̶o̶o̶l̶ leader into a black hole.







"Thank you Ms. Palkia!! We can't wait to celebrate his passing!"

❝ ȾĦɆ ĐɆȻĪɆꝞɆꞦ. ᛗɎ ĐȺꞦŁĪꞤ₲Ꞩ, ᛗȺꞦꝞɆŁꝊɄꞨ ⱲꝊꞦҞ! ❞

❝ 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑. 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄. . 𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄. 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐄𝐘𝐄. ❞





