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Secret Service agent shot during Trump assassination bid may have been hit by colleague trib.al/d62wUum

🚨HOLY SHIT. King Charles just MOCKED Trump’s Ballroom: "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… …We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814 (when the British set fire to the White House).

Politico: Former Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), a liberal icon who was a key architect of the landmark Wall Street regulations Democrats enacted in the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, has entered hospice care at his home in Maine. And as one of his last acts, he is preparing to release a book repudiating his party’s left flank. A champion of liberal causes during his 32 years representing Massachusetts in the House, Frank says progressive Democrats have “embraced an agenda that goes beyond what’s politically acceptable.” politico.com/news/2026/04/2…

Both sides, amirite?

Former DOJ official tells me: "This might be the worst case DOJ has filed in my lifetime."

NEW: Todd Blanche's midnight motion to dissolve the injunction blocking ballroom construction is incoherent political hyperbole. I've never read anything like it. My latest: muellershewrote.com/p/todd-blanche…

Alright, I’ll be THAT guy. The Secret Service agent wasn’t shot by Cole Allen. It was friendly fire. Todd Blanche has refused to confirm ballistics or any details about the shooting. You don’t dodge an exact science unless the results don’t help you.

Not so long ago, Donald Trump posted a picture of a bound & gagged President Biden in the back of a truck. Trump didn’t apologize & he didn’t take it down. I wrote about it here; the analysis stands up in light of the indictment of Jim Comey today. joycevance.substack.com/p/we-need-to-t…

never seen someone whose entire wardrobe has collar gaps

They’re charging James Comey for posting “8647” on his Instagram, saying it’s a threat. Do you know how stupid this is? I worked in food service. When we “86’d” someone, that meant “throw them out.” Not KILL the customer.

A 15-foot statue of Trump has been installed at his Doral golf course and hotel

Unearthed correspondence shows Palantir co-founder Peter Thiel's communications with Jeffrey Epstein after his first crimes were uncovered: "It would be good to compare notes at some point, on strategies on this sort of stuff."

Rep. @AOC: Have you ever participated in a meeting with Bayer to discuss the legal issues the company was facing about glyphosate? Lee Zeldin: That topic did not come up AOC: You're certain they didn't bring up anything? Zeldin: 100%, absolutely AOC: Okay. I would like to submit to the record some internal emails to the EPA. We have documentation here

When can we expect the indictment?

Breaking: Ken Paxton's office reduces a felony sexual assault of a child case to a misdemeanor and receives 60 days in jail with no sex offender registration. The defendant was a prominent Waco attorney. Republicans still the party of pedophilia. kwtx.com/2026/04/27/dis…

🚨BREAKING: Trump appointed federal judge in Arizona hands DOJ its sixth defeat in its efforts to gain access to state voter files. DOJ is now 0-6 in these cases. Three of the defeats have come before Trump appointees. Real possiblilty DOJ might go 0-30. democracydocket.com/cases/arizona-…

Rep. Greg Steube: "The Census Bureau admits that during the Biden administration they shortchanged Florida and Texas. They made a mistake during covid under the Biden administration, so we should've gotten another seat." (Trump in fact was the president in 2020.)

EXCLUSIVE: @MSNOW_Reports scoops up some news about gunman who wanted to kill @realDonaldTrump at Hilton: *FBI can't find fragment to determine if he shot officer . * Suspect use unguarded stairwell to get so close *Gunman fell after sprinting through checkpoint; officers thought they had shot him More here: tinyurl.com/2by7syef

"A close reading of DOJ’s charges against 31-year-old Cole Allen hint that he didn’t fire any weapon at all. In fact, it’s not clear from what we know that this was a 'shooting' at all." Excellent analysis by @vermontgmg doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-the-justi…

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