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Shift. I meant SHIFT! Oh god.

contrary to popular belief- garfield is actually the name of the man, the cat is garfield’s monster

@Barry_Carrot And the partial nudity.

@Footinit The edge-of-offensive comedy?

Who wants to come to a roller disco?

@KimChristians11 I’d actually really love to see him.

@Footinit I’m attending Bruno Mars concert at Wembley, London July 22 so I am in the UK July 19 - July 23 😇

@oncopharmacist Jesus Christ. I’m strangely conflicted about who to root for.

Yeah, we’ll just cut the head off the snake and then we’ve won, right?

@Barry_Carrot Sounds pretty great, doesn’t it?! I’d fit right in.

@Footinit I just remember having to pay for beer with tokens, sawdust on the floor & on-the-edge-of-offensive comedy. I think there were breasts popping out every now & again too

Admiral Yamamoto, seen here realizing he’d totally forgot to tell Trump he was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

@oncopharmacist I’ve broken 4 bones. Finger, clavicle and big toe and coccyx on 2 separate episodes of falling down stairs. I’m incredibly clumsy.

@Footinit Oh that’d be just what I need…..it’d also be on of the only bones that I hadn’t fractured #Karate

@Hopspur24 Of course, all enviable attributes. Still time to master 100m hurdles.

@Footinit Jeez thats me missing the cut again or does inate charm, raffish good looks, cheeky humour and modesty earn me a wild card entry?

I’m not a misandrist. Some of my best friends are men. They’re great dancers, have enviable rhythm and excel at athletics.

@Barry_Carrot I went there a couple of times, wherever it was.

@Footinit York Way used to be where you went to get mugged or murdered. I suspect it’s where you go now for a loaf of sourdough & a pop-up mindfulness centre

@oncopharmacist You’d certainly need to get a bit better first. I think it’s pretty hard to die from a gentle circuit of roller skating. Fractured coccyx though ✔️

@Footinit I’d die

@Barry_Carrot Fulham Palace Rd? I know it.

@Footinit It was fun & there was a fairly skanky Antipodean debauched pub / club across the road - called ‘The Church’ that used to open on Sundays, if Saturday night wasn’t quite enough for you. Fun times. The area is far too nice & gentrified now

@GervaseWebb I know but I think skates would be fine.

@Footinit I’d love to, but I would be a menace. I’m not even allowed to drive anymore, which is a hell of a bummer.

@KimChristians11 It’ll be worth it!

@Footinit I would love to join. Have a long journey from Denmark though

@UnkleRam I would REALLY love to.

@Footinit If you ever get the chance to see them live, I highly recommend it. Up there with the best Ive seen

I’d kill to see Rammstein like this.

@80sculturefan Nonsense!

Pretty much

@monkeychops74 Me too but it’s not for us.

@BaconBa21062778 I WILL!

@Footinit Errrrr, ‘Enjoy’ I guess? 🤣

@monkeychops74 Often unfounded. So quaint.

@BaconBa21062778 I’ve found it on Spotify!

@Footinit open.spotify.com/playlist/34Uce… Tbh, ‘Disco’ was stretching it a bit. Quite an interesting mix of music on there. But I adored The Buggles, and anything Trevor Horn did after that. Cool skates though!

@UnkleRam I was listening to NIN in the kitchen earlier. It blew my mind.

@Footinit They are so ridiculously over the top. I love it. Never seen them live, but would love to. Saw Nine Inch Nails again last year, and the show they put on was incredible. I just think that Industrial music lends itself to a a fantastic live show