Job Alastair

@mwhelchel7 This is funny

JPMorgan executive director

@TomScibelli Happy Birthday Tommy Smokes! 💨

Decided I’m going to try and keep my birthday a secret this year so nobody even knows when it is. I know I usually make a big stink of it but I don’t even want to acknowledge turning 30 because then it’ll feel too real. So don’t expect to see any tweets from me about it today

@Hercules_M4_Cat @Andrew_FBB I’d keep Walker and Busch

@Gatchpack @Andrew_FBB Redraft

Biggest let downs in #FantasyBaseball drafts so far: Rafael Devers Jazz Chisholm Jr. Pete Crow-Armstrong Roman Anthony Jackson Merrill Jarren Duran Michael Busch Trevor Story Jakob Marsee Bubba Chandler

@Hercules_M4_Cat @Andrew_FBB Dynasty league?

@Andrew_FBB Yay or nay? I have Walker and Busch.

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

@BibboFredric @EricCrossMLB Yes dynasty league; 5 rounds of picks for FYPD

@Gatchpack @EricCrossMLB Seems pretty easy. Dunno how draft picks work. Is it a keeper?

Notable pitchers off to poor starts... Garrett Crochet: 24 IP, 7.88 ERA, 1.63 WHIP Cole Ragans: 21 IP, 6.00 ERA, 1.67 WHIP Logan Webb: 30 IP, 5.40 ERA, 1.40 WHIP Jesús Luzardo: 22.2 IP, 7.94 ERA, 1.46 WHIP Kyle Bradish: 19.2 IP, 5.49 ERA, 1.63 WHIP Luis Castillo: 18.1 IP, 5.40 ERA, 1.80 WHIP Emmet Sheehan: 20 IP, 5.85 ERA, 1.40 WHIP

Couldn’t make it to the game today? RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

It’s the first inning

Rare Jordan.

What the Belli? 🤯

@mwhelchel7 How

You can tell who is making AI Grok videos from an image lol

@RotoSurgeon @gino_morato_305

robbie snelling szn 🔜

15 years on X —— wow! 🤯

@mwhelchel7 @CBSSports @CBSFantasy You forgot to tell them that we are moving our league of 8 years from CBS to Fantrax because it’s so bad. Our league can’t agree on the color of the sky but we all agreed it was time to switch. Horrid app.

Hey @CBSSports @CBSFantasy your app… sucks ass wtf.

@mwhelchel7 @StoicStolas She knows too much, Thundercat & Mac Miller

I want to make a playlist. Give me your favorite song at the moment go. Share this.

Chase DeLauter AGAIN!

Opening Night is officially a week away.

The 5am feeling