James Goodhead

@neilreynoldsnfl are Jags most improved NFL team from last year?

@kevincadle showing some impartiality - are you gearing up to be the BBC NFL host next year :)

@kevincadle what's your prediction?

@metline please set out how I can claim a refund for today's signal failure (and also yesterday's signal failure)?

Phil Neville, you can speak up. THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU. You're not commentating on the snooker

We have LUCK on our side!!!!! #KCvsIND #TimeToShine

Colts nation who is excited about that Colts win!!!! instagram.com/p/ixKbWTp6yJ/

@richierabs it seems an odd decision, especially as Nigel Clough was doing a good job. I now know what it feels like to be a Newcastle fan!

This about sums up Aston Villa's evening... i.minus.com/ibnXwg7KQj1Jpp…

Who's going to be waiting the longest?

@johnson_wagner well played Johnson. Saturday is moving day - I'll be cheering you on!

Had to look for a lot of my brother's balls in the heather at Gullane 1 today. Still an incredible first day

@kieranoshea I've now spent 7 minutes of my life tweeting at timetweeting.com. Got there in the end!

Looking away so violently as someone nearby enters their PIN that you accidentally dislocate your neck

@richierabs Was that Aldenham Road by chance? Happens to me all the time!

Alarm clock goes off at 5am. Now on train to work #livingthedream

Repeatedly pressing the door button on the train before it's illuminated, to assure your fellow commuters you have the situation in hand

Saying left and right at random, rather than admit to the optician that all the lenses seem identical

Even for Chelsea, that Hazard incident is a new low. Classless football club.