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“I wanna eat a rump steak. I’m tired of this imperialistic American shit” @boozedirector @ElSupperClub

HOW TO DEAL WITH ANTI-MASKERS

@jpawgmafia Man on a raft!

What do you call this?

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Real question: Why is it every time a man loses “it’s luck”and every time they win “it’s skill”? Asking for a friend...

@boozedirector “is it bad that I drank mezcal to get rid of the toothpaste taste?” #myman

6yo: how old will you be when I’m 60? Me: 6yo: dead?

Explain to me why, when I go into a single stall restroom w a toilet and a urinal, that the seat on the toilet is up.

Idea for @verizon @ATT @TMobile etc. I just spent 💰 on a new phone and accessories. It’d be great to have a promo code for WiFi access within a certain radius from the store so I could get my new #iPhone set up.

@DeptofDefense Seriously?! WTF?

Her-cu-les, Her-cu-les! You don’t want to be on the receiving end of this gunship, aka the Angel of Death.

“I hope this gets picked up.” Well, Tucker must be VERY happy right now. Also — holy SHIT

I did not want Donald Trump to be president. I can’t believe I have to say that.

@th3j35t3r Asked this same question just the other night...

BREAKING: WOW Outdoor clothing company Patagonia endorsed 2 Democrats For Senate Rep. Jacky Rosen of Nevada and Sen. Jon Tester of Montana Patagonia is Also giving all its U.S. employees a paid day off on November 6 So they can Vote Patagonia IS AWESOME

Talking about National Heritage Day at school: B- if your dad doesn’t cook you can take Polish food. A- I’m not half Polish, I’m half Lebanese Me- if you’re not half Polish, what’s your other half? A- Pittsburgh!!

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“I’m starting to think breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And I’m not talking about 20 glasses of wine” -@boozedirector #myman

Humanity is frightening

@GatorsBackNow This chic is ballsy AF

@WTAE This could be straight out of @TheOnion

Pizza place adds tiny chairs around little table inside its pizza boxes bit.ly/2O3KlND