Ivanko from Down Under

@JoeyKnish22 what advice would you give to the @MattZylbert 's of the world?

I’m more risk adverse than Flup. And although I don’t think his ultra aggressive style would work out in the end for most out there. I will say this, if you’re someone reading this piece that’s 18-25. If you’re gonna really go for it, go for it early.

LIV golfers crashing the Golf Channel set at the RBC Heritage this weekend

BREAKING: Sources indicate LIV is preparing to wind down operations as the Public Investment Fund (PIF) reassesses its broader strategy amid ongoing conflict in the Middle East. A recent board meeting in New York focused on the league’s near-term future, including whether to cease operations following this week’s event in Mexico City or continue through the end of the season. Importantly, this is not a reflection of LIV’s commercial performance. The league was fully funded through 2030 — this is a top-down strategic shift driven by evolving geopolitical priorities. MBS pulled the plug.

@wingoz @DariusJButler @patm

Hormuz probably an easier logistical problem than this

From the archive but always relevant:

Dear Italy, Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth. We'd like to apply for the vacancy. Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span. The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.

@peanut_bettor @goldenpants013 @Sports__Proj If the owls have shining red laser eyes - one. If the owls have narcolepsy, you're good until 50. More than that - covid vaccines

@goldenpants013 @Sports__Proj You go on a walk outside and see an owl. Later in day from house you see a second owl. Very odd. You check and no migration patterns or anything else is happening. No on else is seeing excess owls At what number of owls do you start to believe something paranormal is happening.

Looking for Q's for @Sports__Proj and me on tomorrows episode. There will be a lot of masters talk through a PM lens - and spoilers but this episode will contain my temporary return to being a #sharptaker w/ the deci-cent pricing

@robpizzola @peanut_bettor @goldenpants013 @Sports__Proj Hold on. Let him cook.

@peanut_bettor @goldenpants013 @Sports__Proj Are you ok?

For those idiots at the back … Gout, is as Australian, as am I … born in Australia, grew up in Australia. His parents, like mine, were not. What’s the difference? The colour of his skin? Fuck off with your racist agenda …

If we confirm that you have won, if we confirm that you are the greatest and most victorious blocker in the entire world, will you put down the phone for half an hour, just half an hour, and attend to your main duties? To the 30 million Americans who have no health insurance, to the 800000 Americans who are homeless, to America's infrastructure that is dilapidated. To the 38 trillion dollars of United States national debt....

The last time Manchester united won a game the Strait of Hormuz was open.

IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?

@CatholicProt @_BrokenNPC @TrackGazette Words change meanings over time mate. The world adapts. We're arguing over Latin etymology vs modern meaning. When he travels - he uses an Aussie passport (born here) & he represents Aus. If they ever ask you about Etymology on The Chase, you're set. Brush up on synonyms though.

@ItsIvanko @_BrokenNPC @TrackGazette Look at the etymology of the word "nation". Doofus

18-year-old GOUT GOUT 🇦🇺 19.67s (1.7) over 200m at Australian Championships in Sydney!!🤯🤯 A new U20 World Record ☑️ National Record ☑️ First Australian man under 20 seconds ☑️ A star is born!

I bought World Liberty Financial tokens because the President of the United States told me to. That is not a confession. That is supposed to be a reasonable thing to do. You are supposed to be able to trust the President. That is the entire premise of the office. I held up my end. I went to the rally. I stood in line for 4 hours in the sun with my son on my shoulders. When he said the system was rigged against people like us, I believed him. I had been saying it for years. Someone was finally saying it back. I put the sign in the yard. I put the bumper sticker on the truck. When he said he would fight for us, I thought he meant it the way I meant it when I said it to my kids. I thought "us" meant me. I leave the house at 5:30 in the morning. Some nights, I do not get home until my son is already asleep. I do that so the bills get paid. I do that so my wife does not have to choose between the electric bill and groceries, as her mother did. My back does not straighten all the way anymore. I sit down at dinner, and my hands shake for the first 10 minutes from whatever I was carrying, pulling, or lifting that day. I am 37 years old, and my body is 45. Gas is $4.60 a gallon. It was $3.80 when I bought the tokens. They say it is the war. I do not know about the war. I know what the pump says when I fill up the truck that still needs a transmission to get to the job that does not pay enough to fix the transmission. My wife started buying store-brand everything last fall. She does not say why. I do not ask. I am not asking for a lot. I have never asked for a lot. I am asking for the math to work. I sent $3,200. That was my emergency fund. 3 months of keeping the lights on if something went wrong. I moved it because the President posted a video to 90 million people and said "Crypto is the future. Let's embrace this incredible technology." He said that. On camera. To everyone. His name was on it, and his sons promoted it, and I believed that when the President of the United States puts his name on something and tells regular people this is how they get ahead, that means something. I thought this was what it looked like when the math finally worked for us. Wall Street locks people like me out. The banks look at my credit score and zip code and decide what I deserve. The President said crypto was different. His crypto. His family's name is on it. For people like me. That is what I heard. That is what I believed. That is why I sent the money. My son's birthday was the following week. He was turning 9. I told him we'd go to the water park. I almost used part of the money for that. I didn't. I sent all of it. I told myself I would make it back in time. The truck needs a new transmission, and the estimate was $2,800 and. I thought if this even goes up a little bit, I could fix the truck and have something left for the kids. Nothing wild. Just a small thing getting a little bigger. That was the entire plan. The sale required me to be an accredited investor. That means a net worth of over $1 million or an annual income of over $200,000. I do not have either of those things. The form asked if I qualified. I checked the box. The system I was told would be torn down, and I had to climb over the wall to give him my money. I lied on the checkbox because his own marketing made me believe it was not meant for me. There was supposed to be a guardrail. The guardrail was a checkbox. And I was not the only one who lied on it. Something in my chest said wait. I almost closed the browser. I sat at my kitchen table with my phone in my hand, and I almost did not do it. Then I thought: it's the President. If you can't trust the President, who can you trust? I clicked. The wallet loaded. I showed my wife the screen. I said it's the President. She nodded. I thought we were going to be okay. My $3,200 bought 213,333 tokens at $0.015 each. They are non-transferable. There is no market. I cannot sell them. I cannot send them to anyone. I cannot do anything with them except vote on proposals that the 10 largest wallets have already decided. The money I sent was not locked. The money left immediately. Only the tokens stayed. 80% of all tokens sold to investors are still locked. 18 months later. 3 guys at my work bought in. My brother-in-law bought in. The man at church who told me about it cannot look me in the eye anymore. None of us can sell. We do not talk about it. We just nod at each other like people standing in the same line at the same funeral. The governance vote on staking passed with 99.12% approval. 76% of the voting power came from 10 wallets. I was not one of the 10. I voted yes. I thought voting meant I had a say. It meant I had a gesture. The 10 wallets decided. I ratified. My locked tokens can vote but cannot earn staking rewards. Cannot be transferred. Cannot be sold. I can participate in the process that keeps me locked. They called that community governance. I was the community. They were the governance. The project's advisor borrowed $75 million against the project's tokens on Dolomite. A protocol he co-founded. He borrowed from himself using the thing I bought as collateral. I read that on my phone during lunch sitting in my truck in the parking lot and I put the phone on the dash and I just sat there. The bumper sticker was still on the tailgate. The project spent $65 million buying back tokens at an average of $0.15 each. 10x what I paid. If I could sell mine at that price, my $3,200 becomes $32,000. But I cannot sell. The $65 million came from token sales. I am a token sale. They spent my money buying tokens at 10x what they charged me and I cannot access any of it. They called it treasury management. He said it was for people like me. I am people like me. It was not for me. The GENIUS Act created the first federal stablecoin framework. Their stablecoin complies. The President's family collects $0.75 of every dollar the stablecoin generates. The regulation was advanced by the President's party. The product was built by the President's family. The framework governs the product. The family profits from the framework. I voted for every part of that chain and I did not know it was a chain until I was already in it. But I was told. I know. The sale materials said non-transferable. Said governance vote required for unlock. Said no timeline. I read every word. I was told honestly. And that is the problem. The honesty was not to protect me. It was to protect them. I cannot sue. I was warned. I was not stupid. I was not reckless. I was not gambling money I couldn't afford to lose on a meme. I trusted the office. I read the materials. I voted in the governance. I did what they asked. All of it. Every step. I did every single thing they said to do and this is where it got me. They raised more than $500 million from people like me. 2 families got rich. The rest of us got tokens we cannot move and a governance vote we cannot win. They said America First. I believed them. I am America. They went first. My son turned 9 without the water park I promised him. My truck still needs a transmission. Gas is $4.60 and climbing. My tokens still cannot move. The advisor still borrows against them. The President's family still collects $0.75 on the dollar. I pick up Saturday shifts now to cover the hole the $3,200 left. That was the morning I used to take my son to the park. My son still asks when we're going. He asks the way I check the website. He thinks if he keeps asking the answer will change. He looks at me the way I looked at the man on that stage — like I know what I am doing. Like I have a plan. I do not have a plan. I have 213,333 tokens I cannot move and a boy who thinks his father has it figured out. I almost told my wife last Tuesday. We were on the couch after he went to bed and I opened my mouth and I almost said I think I made a mistake. But I did not say it. Because if I say it out loud then it is real. And if it is real then the rally was a mistake, the hat I wore proudly was a mistake, the sign was a mistake and the 4 hours in the sun with my son on my shoulders was a mistake and I am not ready to be the man whose whole belief was a sales pitch. So I said nothing. She said nothing. We watched television and I did not hear a word of it. It sits between us at dinner like a chair nobody will move. The sign is in the garage now. I moved it there after the tokens locked. I have not thrown it away. I think if I throw it away I am admitting something I cannot say out loud yet. There is no version of this where I get made whole. The tokens will not unlock in time to matter. The money is not coming back. The birthday cannot be re-done. The man I voted for is not coming to help. I know that now. I think I have known it for a while. I wish I could wake up and it not be true. But it is. And every morning at 5 AM my back wakes me up before the alarm does and I pick up my phone and turn the brightness down so I do not wake her and I open the website and I look for the word "unlock" and it is never there and I close it and I do not know why I keep checking except that it is the only thing I can do with what I bought.

Did you see that jerk? He kicked it into the striker

@IRAN_GHANA @HealthRanger I'm surprised 'Release the Epstein Files' wasn't in Iran's 10 point proposal

@HealthRanger Please don't say "it's over." We still have content to post.

Read slowly. "We don't need the Strait." "Go open it yourselves." "Fine, we'll open it." "Actually, we're blockading it." "OK not blockading everyone." Five positions. Six weeks. Two of them today. And our armed forces just sat there, sipping tea, watching America negotiate with America over a strait Iran already blockades. Empires used to fall in centuries. This one can't hold a policy for an afternoon.

@artoftherider @fellaraktar Aren't Tisza also conservative?

@fellaraktar i am hungarian and im upset. Most of the voters did not want to commit to a leftist agenda, only wanted to get off the Fidesz government. Only the people, not the policies.

Haven’t seen a single upset Hungarian. But I’ve seen A LOT of upset MAGA. Let me make this clear. You don’t seem to be getting the message. Europeans don’t want your retarded bullshit. This doesn’t concern you. Take your bullshit propaganda. And fuck yourselves with it.