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I’m gonna tell my kids this was Sarah Palin.

@sixersgeo Bro most of these chicks have no fucking hobbies or interests, they hate that question.

asked how her day was after getting number from hinge and she immediately ghosted me

@The8bitidiot @RedZone74459572 I don’t know his finances but he start selling girl clothes for boys last time I looked him up. The last 2 seasons of Tosh.0 felt a bit preachy and less funny. A good chunk of his jokes were just “Trump and Republicans are bad”. I still liked his show don’t get me wrong.

@RedZone74459572 You're dumb

WTF ever happened to Daniel Tosh?

@Ryder_RwC @WomenBeingAwful Low key insulting. Why would anyone risk getting labeled a pervert by staring at some mediocre bodyless skinny chick? She’s NOWHERE hot enough to throw your life away for stupid cunt 😂

@WomenBeingAwful We feel nothing 😑

Calm down, there's nothing even to look at

@aprilcali84 @ThePettiestLA You can just say homo or queer

@ThePettiestLA He plays basketball like that zesty volleyball guy

Dawg KAT just blocked a shot did a sassy walk and rolled his eyes. Who got the clip? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JordanB83594952 @JoelWebbon Is that a still shot from the new season of Malcolm in the Middle?

@JoelWebbon Laura Loomer is already on her way with her family. (idk why Grok decided to make her look unrepulsive).

America should share our greatest strength with our greatest ally. Diversity for Israel.

@Rothmus The problem is that you take the written exam once when you’re a teenager and never have to do it again. So you have retards that barely passed or those who passed and forgot the rules out there driving. I see the :26 (blue van merging instead of stopping) play out too often.

I can watch this for hours.

@GambelerQuail They started making rules that turned subreddits into shit. Like banning gore and NSFW posts from r/WTF and getting rid of racist/homophobic subreddits made the site into a hive mind haven.

Reddit was actually kind of fun like 12 years ago. Every change they’ve made has made it worse lol. The whole site is overrun by AI posts and bots. They made it possible to hide your posting history around the same time everything became a scam, curious!

@thechosenberg You stop giving a shit about that after a certain age. I thought this story would consist of her embarrassing him in front of others, not a car drive conversation. If getting criticized by your mom for being ass at baseball is enough to cause you trauma then maybe fuck you wimp

Kids dont forget these things later on

@Mappy6984 *Takes bite out of Texas Roadhouse roll*

4000+ calories 💀💀💀

@DDCDaisy @jayroo69 How else is he supposed to prove the weird shit he saw that day.

@jayroo69 The only weirdo is you taking a picture of a grown man undies

One of the negatives of doing your clothes shopping at Home Depot is the lack of dressing rooms

@beyoncegarden Was he explaining this information to an immigrant who just got here to the US? Of course not. He was explaining all of this to your typical dumbass American boomer who is equally as retarded and sometimes even worse.

he’s so real for explaining like that LMAOOO😭😭😭

@DovySimuMMA Gonna be getting home at 3:00AM from the bars in time for the main card.

‼️Reminder for USA fans: UFC Perth JDM vs. Prates broadcast will start at 1 AM PT and 4 AM ET will you be waking up early?

@Solyricon Ask yourself this, are you bringing joy to his life or are you being a financial burden?

Why do men disappear after showing so much interest and giving you attention….? It’s confusing and it hurts.

@stefenrc You drink in your car a bit to build confidence because you have no other choice seeing how useless dating apps are. It doesn’t matter if you get turned down 5x because all you need is 1 interested girl to make your night go well.

Idk how people go to the club alone

@QuiteTheEnigma @RealJessica Right. If you look at history books you can clearly see a history of people going on HRT and flying out to Thailand for a sex change operation dating back to the 1700’s.

@RealJessica Some of you genuinely don’t understand cause and effect. Trans people always existed, but they’d get bullied or beat for it before and so they kept it to themselves. It’s now more accepted, so you see more people coming out in defense of themselves and their identity. Any -

Couldn’t have said it any better.

@ApexSigmaWolf @BrianAtlas Can being “friendly” just be a given instead of a desired trait? Imagine a woman saying her dream man consists of someone who won’t beat the shit out of her.

Is it BAD for society that average (at best) looking women don’t find average men attractive? This chubby average girl wants the following: - Super hot - smart - obsessed with her - liberal LOL. Hoeflation is CRAZY in the big 2026.

@bluegeaux You literally just also explained why college football is popular in flyover shithole states.

Just clocked that all Oklahoma got is basketball. There’s nothing to do there, the people ugly and fat, and the colleges suck shit sad.

@MrGee54 That question pisses women the fuck off. Never ask them that if you’re just getting to know someone. You just gotta figure her hobbies out using deductive reasoning.

I know we all grown. We talk about grown people stuff. Bills, kids, jobs, etc. What do you do for fun? What brings you joy? What do you when seek out a good time or wanna have fun?

@GreenTextRepost This was my usual exeperience in big classes with 50+ people like in the picture. I had a better chance at making friends in smaller classes or those that required group assignments.

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