🍁 Stoneface Jan is the Kumkwat Haagendasz.

@beaty_boop @jessrawk @beetrix @yurfacebooksux @psyoureanidiot @TheSPearson @tkleinwalsh @alliemackie @meladroite @atomicnoggin @ryanwright @KristinEff @LittleMxSurly @ALL_CAPS @axematty @SoupFox @jessiedotjpg @hipfleminski @Elkae @CNDavies @MissHelveticaB @grag_e My word is my bond.

folks it's duneposting for the next nine months, get on the train or be left behind

"What war with Iran?" said the confused captain after his miraculous passage.

@WillSmithSpeak @Strandjunker Because what Trump said was deeply offensive.

@Strandjunker When you know about Japanese culture, you understand why they stood silent.

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

@Strandjunker I honestly thought he was going to make a Hiroshima "joke".

@CTVNews Orange coin would be more appropriate.

U.S. Mint can begin producing Trump commemorative gold coin after arts commission approves design ctvnews.ca/world/article/…

@NikTzv @CTVNews YES

@CTVNews In 20 years there will be shows where a lead character finds one of these things in a guys office and the music gets all scary and pensive as its revealed the person they trusted is the evil doer all along.

@KI11ERKLOWNS I don't trust people who want to remake foreign films where people speak English.

i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t watch foreign films bc they don’t wanna read subtitles. you’re missing out on so many good films

Dire straits…

I guess you're welcome to act like you're not impressed by this TOTAL RECALL dvd but the thing is, I just won't believe you... #PhysicalMedia 💿

@itsandrewfrye I love that people in the Handmaid's tale are fleeing Gilead to Toronto when the show is FILMED in Toronto. This scene takes place in Gilead, but Toronto City Hall is clearly visible in the background. 😂

Chloe was really Torontomaxxing here

@FiveStarRunners @TukiFromKL Amazon can get rid of most humans without getting rid of ALL of them.

@TukiFromKL Having worked inside Amazon facilities and seen the cutting edge robotics… it’s not fully autonomous. Will always require people to handle a few things and maintain machinery. The machines are cool when they work. When they don’t it’s something another machine can’t solve.

🚨 Let me explain what Jeff Bezos is actually doing here.. > He already automated the warehouse workers with 750,000+ robots.. replaced checkout cashiers with cameras.. tested drone delivery.. built robots that move faster than humans.. > Now he's raising $100 billion to BUY entire manufacturing companies.. not to run them.. to automate them.. he's not investing in factories.. he's buying them to empty them.. > This is a man who built Amazon by undercutting every small business in America.. who crushed bookstores, malls, and retail chains.. who made same-day delivery possible by burning through workers so fast they literally ran out of people to hire in some cities.. > And now he's coming for the last thing left.. the factory floor.. the one place people said "AI can't do this.. you need human hands".. $100 billion.. not to create jobs.. to buy the companies that have them and remove the people inside.. your factory job survived the recession.. survived outsourcing.. survived COVID.. it won't survive a billionaire with a shopping list and a robot..

@cavguy75 @2ndaryProtocol Release the Mann cut!

@JanTheMan2010 @2ndaryProtocol I hope you enjoy it. I once bought a copy from a Walmart discount bin & it had scenes missing.

Name a good movie you'd describe as "pretty damn bleak" 🖤

@TheCinesthetic Best line of the movie: "It's 12 parsecs if you round down." 😂

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) keeps getting dismissed over a thirty-second origin gag, while the rest of the film just moves. Train heist, Donald Glover locking into Lando & a crew dynamic that actually clicks. It never really got judged on what it is.

@onslotton @TheCinesthetic Better than the prequel and sequel trilogies, for sure. Still not better than Rogue One.

@TheCinesthetic I actually think it's the best of all the Star Wars movies. But that's just me

@thedamer @TheCinesthetic "A robot-human relationship? How does that even work?" "Oh, it works." 😂😂😂

@TheCinesthetic The freaky robot was a bit much.

Eaton Centre Cineplex, interior, entrance in 1979. Opening on April 19, 1979, it had eighteen screens, and was the largest cinema complex in the world, making the Guinness Book of World Records. credit: City of Toronto Archives

@ATRightMovies Apples and oranges.

Two classics released on the same day, which is the best?

@Tuggers1986 @DS215215 @TheMafiaPoint What is?

@DS215215 @JanTheMan2010 @TheMafiaPoint That’s not the first line the movie

Is Casino just as good as Goodfellas?