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@NotTodayEric i’ve been enjoying grocery store music for years now.

This grocery store is playing great songs. Oh no.

@Romy_Holland we put my baby down in her crib, but when she inevitably (🫩) wakes up sometime in the night we bring her into the bed at that point. that way, our bed time isnt the same as hers (7pm) but we dont have to go down the hall over and over in themiddle of the night for all the wakes

there are a whole bunch of reasons co-sleeping is not something that would work for me, but the thing I'm most confused about is how it works when a baby sleeps 12 hours overnight and parents sleep 8 hours overnight. my baby goes to bed at 7pm. are you guys going to bed at 7pm?

@Her_Nonymous_D i have a theory that the rise of dog pawrents and the covid quarantine somehow made going out in public a hostile experience for parents and kids

I’m convinced some people forget that babies are… babies. They don’t have mute buttons, and they definitely don’t know how to “keep it down.” I went to a car seat safety class yesterday, just trying to do the responsible parent thing. My baby was sitting there, babbling softly, not crying, not screaming, just making little sounds like babies do. Nothing disruptive. Then the instructor stops and says, “Can you quiet him down?” I paused, because… what? I looked at her and said, “You want the baby to be quiet?” In disbelief and she goes, “We’re used…

THANK YOU! and it’s not $500. it’s an average $800!!

That annoying noise I’m making very loudly is cultural actually . Now apologize to me

@ShaunMcAllist12 @JessicaKnapik BOOMERS! wth lolol i stayed in my seat too. like whelp guess we’ll fight over the armrest 🤷🏻‍♀️

@JavaKeepsMeWoke @JessicaKnapik This happened to me at Tár. And the old man made loud obnoxious old man noises through the entire thing. And it was just the 3 of us. I stayed there out of spite and incredulity.

Witnessed the most unreal movie theater etiquette thing the other night, ok so online tix have assigned seats now, these girls walked in 40 MINUTES past posted movie start time, they walk up to these guys DURING MOVIE and made them move from their seats in a theater-

@satchelmaloney never been a fan!! never!

It’s a beautiful morning to be vindicated about how Danny Booko is a piece of shit after so many of you got mad at me last year for saying so #TheValley

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

@TopStory96 @Variety i dunno i’d argue there’s a lack of peni altogether lolol. 😏😏

@Variety Wow, there's a LOT of miniscule penisis in the replies

Olivia Munn says one of her former male co-stars refused to be saved by her in a scene and stopped production for “45 minutes” to fight off the story beat: "We’re about to shoot and, somehow, I guess he didn’t read the script, and in that moment, he realized, ‘Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. She can’t save me. No, no. She can’t save me.’” variety.com/2026/film/news…

@aaronhinton92 @marxacist @Variety the only one complaining is you little man. you seem like you couldn’t save anyone from a paper bag so i’m not sure this is an argument you should take a stand on lol 😂

@marxacist @Variety You think observing obvious realities is “silly”? If women get to complain about men saving them onscreen, then men get to complain about women saving them onscreen. It’s only fair.

@aaronhinton92 @marxacist @Variety says the guy triggered by some hollywood headline lolol

@marxacist @Variety Triggered people like you genuinely prove to me how right I am.

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

@hombre19921 @DudespostingWs that’s dash! he unfortunately passed but his lil brother chase keeps up the 🌭tradition! insta: dash.dog

@DudespostingWs The pic makes it all the better. You know that big fella was so patients while the owner got the pics lol

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

@ArizonaJTG @MorbidKnowledge i read a theory that there are 2 types of people who seek to own pits: 1) are malicious for the image and dog fighting and blood lust aspect (bad owner) and 2) the “don’t bully my breed” that want to virtue signal they “beat the stereotype” 🙄either way, the dog is a HUGE risk

@JavaKeepsMeWoke @MorbidKnowledge That is a fantastic ideal. Where I live, 99% of dogs in the shelter are pits that uneducated people thought would be "cool" to own. Then they find out.

The Bennard Family pictured together shortly before both children were attacked and f*tally mauled by the two family dogs on October 5, 2022. In October 2022, two young children, a 2-year-old and a 5-month-old, were k*lled by their family’s two pit bulls in Shelby County, Tennessee. Their mother, Kirstie Bennard, was critically injured during a 10-minute struggle to protect them. The dogs had been with the family for eight years without previous incident, they were euthanized by animal control shortly after. Bennard survived the attack with extensive physical injuries.

old people won't listen to you but will trust a scam caller with their whole chest

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

@ArizonaJTG @MorbidKnowledge i think it would do a service to animal shelters if they euthanized pits upon intake. clears out the shelters, slowly decreases the breed amongst the general public and greatly reduces liability and risk

@MorbidKnowledge ALL pit bulls should be put down. The breed should be eradicated from the Earth. Don't even try to tell me it is "how they are raised". That is complete bullsht.

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

@michaelpatron0 everyone coming at you as if they wouldn’t feel exactly the same way you do if they were actually in this situation

My house is kinda small but I hate doing stuff so I pay a pool guy and lawn guy. My pool guy just does chemicals. He texts me the other day and says I need a new filter and vacuum. I told him I'm busy and to just tell me what he wants to handle it. He texted me back...