Jordan Sparks

@Thebestfigen I mean, considering it’s a uterus it’s a great sign you’re female lol

Is it true that men find this little belly attractive?

@Matt_Pinner Respectfully, ew

Honestly Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@Matt_Pinner If you look like that? Yes

Is this appropriate attire for 56 year old Jennifer Lopez to be performing on stage in her underwear 🤔

“my colorblind dad texted the family group chat from his hotel and asked: ‘am I wrong to be horrified by this carpet?’”

@WillyFoosball @catr4t They didn’t say Saturday Night live is too woke, they said the opposite 🤣☠️

maybe i’m too woke but this is a great example of how when ur educated on it, u can see misogyny bleed through the cracks of everything 🤷‍♀️

@DisneyPlus I’ve been trying to buy a gift card from the Disney plus website for 2 weeks but it always says ‘system is undergoing maintenance’. Is it ever going to be back up? This seems like a horrible business decision during Christmas shopping season, you’re losing all sales!

@LouisStaples @nullnvoid18 They look like siblings

I love how everyone’s collectively decided that we don’t have time for this

@TheeePinned New Veneers to look like her old teeth and she got her cheek implants removed.

She removed those awful veneers and immediately went back to angel-face doll like LOOK at her face. Hollywood surgeons need to be stopped I'm sorry.

@kimobra @TheeePinned In order to get a new set of veneers you need to remove the old ones… what even is this comment lol

@TheeePinned You can’t remove veneers. There are little stubs of teeth behind them. Perhaps she got a different set.

@DavidWolfe Magnums

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you look at this cart?

@BoydRoy @femalebodybuil6 That would be a great Parody film title

@femalebodybuil6 External sunshine of the spotless mind

Can you name a Jim Carrey movie you like that is not The Mask, Bruce Almighty or The Truman Show? 🤔

@BoydRoy @femalebodybuil6 External Sunshine 😭☠️

@femalebodybuil6 Liar Liar… it’s the best one. Dumb and Dumber, Sonic, The Grinch, Earth Girls Are Easy, I could go on lol

@VotifyNow @TrumpsHurricane Everybody said it.. you just wanted a turn ffs

@TrumpsHurricane Ooof does anyone want to take this one? OK I’ll be the bad guy. Sweetie you are definitely fat… not with the pH , fat like in obese. Sorry somebody had to say it.

This woman says she’s not fat or skinny So What Is She ??

it’s okay to look 35 babe. This is your second century. Go easy on yourself 👵🏻#millenial

@VickyLevi19 @cturnbull1968 @TheReelRandom That’s what I said

@cturnbull1968 @TheReelRandom Nothing but a distraction for Trumpy boy

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂 It was only a matter of time. These morons couldn’t be any more predictable.

@IWeatherON It’s a tornado warning /funnel clouds

SHELTER IN PLACE VIA OPP: UPDATE: Highway 11 is closed in both directions between Severn River Road and Coopers Falls Road and between Canning Road and Graham Road. OPP is asking public to shelter in place and to avoid the area. If you are caught in traffic, please remain in your vehicle and keep your doors locked. If you notice anything suspicious please call OPP at 1-888-310-1122. ^pia ---------- UPDATE: Highway 11 is closed in both directions between Baseline Road and Southwood Road and between Canning Road and Graham Road. OPP is asking public to shelter in place and to avoid the area. If you are caught in traffic, please remain in your vehicle and keep your doors locked. If you notice anything suspicious please call OPP at 1-888-310-1122. ^pia ---------- UPDATE: Highway 11 closed in both directions between Southwood Road and Cox Road due to an ongoing investigation. OPP is asking public to shelter in place and to avoid the area. If you notice anything suspicious please call OPP at 1-888-310-1122, or report anonymously through Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 or online at ontariocrimestoppers.ca. ^pia ---------- ADVISORY: Huntsville OPP is asking the public to avoid of Highway 11 between Southwood Road and Cox Road. If you are caught in traffic, please remain in your vehicle and keep your doors locked. Your cooperation is appreciated as officers work to ensure public safety. Updates to follow. ^pia

@kirawontmiss ‘ I no longer feel safe here’ Omg give it a rest

Lilly Tino got mad at Disney and requested a refund after being misgendered

Kids these days will never know what it’s like to peel hot dogs before they cook them

@HannahKieser @alvaro_coded But more like in Natural Born Killers

@alvaro_coded there's this girl that comes into my work that looks AND SOUNDS EXACTLY like Juliette Lewis in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. it blows my mind every time I see her

legit traumatized myself last weekend when i told a really pretty girl she looked like “a young lena dunham” and she stared at me like I had taken a hatchet and chopped off her ankle. Then i sort of stuttered and said “but like thinner” which idk just made everything worse