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@AsakyGRN Another classic example of “olodo uprising” 😭😹

“The time when Ycee was reigning he didn’t blame another man but now that his life is bitter he’s now blaming Peller. You wey go school wetin you use your money do? How many car you get? Anytime they want to trend they chase clout.” — Portable comes for Ycee.

@cwithmymind Please park that car till you learn how to drive properly, before you kill innocent people. No seat belt, poor navigation, ignoring bumps (I pity your shock absorber lol), making videos while driving etc. Na wa for you o!

@Devsthetix You want me to be 70kg as a 6”3 tall guy? Next joke please 😑

70kg lean is the most attractive physique

@Prinx_will @Ol0ye @3Star_GOD lol you’re absolutely wrong 😂

@Ol0ye @3Star_GOD If you talk about finances I’d believe. Men don’t pick on men with looks. It’s a woman thing.

Maduka Okoye has a problem. He's a good looking guy. Nigerian men have a problem with men who are - too fine - too confident - too friendly. Most of the snide remarks you hear/read about Maduka are about his looks. A lot of men find his appearance threatening.

@BenoHr80463 You’re not serious!!!!!

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@official_Gegeh lol you’re not fine and got no game na why 😩

Wey I go UK na there I know say guys dey lack Opueh. Bro before you go see toto plank for UK e fit take you 2years. Na once I run come back Nigeria shuur

@TheMOJO100 @Hibana122 lol 😂

@Hibana122 But the fine girls will not look at us again

Nigerian men please grow out your hair, the low cut you are carrying is terrible. Our ancestors grew their hair out and styled it in many ways, do not forget who you are.

@instablog9ja Pathetic animals. What exactly is wrong with what she is wearing?

Moment a lady was allegedly har@ssed by some individuals over her dressing in Abia State

@focodereality Who is gonna approve a loan for a 90yrs old? lol

O que impede alguém de chegar nos 90 anos, pegar um empréstimo, gastar tudo e simplesmente morrer devendo?

@McOlukunmi @king_henz @the_Lawrenz You’re on point. Although, I think Messi is miles better than Maradona.

@king_henz @the_Lawrenz That you do something because of someone does not mean you can’t do it better than the person. Maradona is Messi’s idol though subjective but I think Messi is better than Maradona

In terms of complete talent, Chris Brown is better than Michael Jackson.

@thejacobsss @TrumpetLikeVoi1 You’re up to something and I like it 😹

because most families are covered by the blood of jesus.

@Seunfunmi_mi You can’t be serious lol. So a girl can’t dance or smoke but men could?

I pity guys that will marry all these girls born from year 2000 upward.

@O_blaqq @lfc_deen Likeeee 😭

@Joshprima_ @lfc_deen The guy nah big fool! Like he will be forced or coerced to pay?!! Pussy guy

During my teaching practice,I was the only guy among 9 girls in my center. One of them invited me to her birthday at a restaurant. l agreed. On the day, they were all there. One of the girls called and said: “We're waiting for you” I asked how many guys are there. She replied👇

@elokaigbokwe @lfc_deen Can you imagine the audacity one had to ask me for 100k 24hrs after we met at a birthday party. No be borrow o, give!!!! 🤣

@Joshprima_ @lfc_deen Nigerians are frequently enabling all these people to continue doing rubbish.

@vivoplt Which model is the best for generating videos?

Why doesn’t Claude have an image or video generation model yet?

@xoaanya It depends on what you’re building. But I would recommend Flutter but with someone that understands native swift/kotlin.

Devs what's the best choice for app development? -Flutter -React native -Kotlin -Swift

@akinkunmi Lol 😂

Why didn't you step in and use WordPress? 😏

@AsakyGRN I couldn’t even get myself to watch the entire humiliation ritual. Say na pick up lines! Make I come Dey fool myself for person wey no send my papa 😑

Pickup lines dey cry for where this guy dey. I have never seen a guy as smooth-talking like him. 😂👍🏾