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Tha Kaptin

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MJ the 🐐 Bron the 👑. Leave it at that. #LakeShow #RollTide I ♥ sentence enhancers and the Oxford comma. Austin Reaves and Shohei Ohtani FC.

Alabama aka America's Armpit Присоединился Nisan 2022
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Tha Kaptin
Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@hejtweeter This one was the best. Terrible graphics are mine.
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Darius Soriano@forumbluegold·
not sure if the lakers can win this game, but them going for it is something i admire in this group.
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@thatsanicepick I think it's his wrist. Plus Spo put Mitchell on HIM instead of Luka so passing as been the right play more often than not.
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M&Worthy@thatsanicepick·
reaves wrist hurt?
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@PurpGolded His wrist is bothering him and for some reason they put Davion Mitchell on him instead of Luka so the correct play more often than not has been to pass.
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DJ 🤴🏾@mindofgoatdj·
Reaves why the hell you're not shooting??? I get why Bron & Luka not tryna do much but yo ass need to shoot lol
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@mindofgoatdj I just told another dude, I hope whoever entered this game into the spread sheet stubs his toe AND steps on a lego tonight.
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DJ 🤴🏾@mindofgoatdj·
This dumbass schedule by adam silver needs to get him investigated
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@RichStapless Spo has them pushing as fast as possible to take advantage of this bullshit scheduling. I hope whoever entered this game into the spreadsheet stubs his toe AND steps on a lego tonight.
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Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲
if the game is over 15 poitn deficit at halftime, just rest everyone. I'm cool with it. Miami looks like they just got a Senzu Bean and we're jet lagged.
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Tha Kaptin
Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@mindofgoatdj Exhausted. NBA schedulers need to be flogged. Didnt get into their hotel room until after 4am and then had to play in the early slot. And Spo is smart. He's got them pushing as fast as possible to make us run.
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DJ 🤴🏾
DJ 🤴🏾@mindofgoatdj·
We all knew Lakers was gonna play like this today lol
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@bi0nicccc @forumbluegold @deadboylyfee I'm not scared of him either but we're on the second night of a back to back when the guys didnt get into their hotel room until after 4am AND we're playing in the early slot.
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Tha Kaptin
Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@HaHaJamezJonez @DanWoikeSports Because nobody gives a fuck about the players, which you know full well. We care about the bullshit spot it puts our team in here at the end of the season while fighting for seeding. If you cant use your brain for anything besides bullshit trolling thenm as I said, stfu cuck.
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Dan Woike
Dan Woike@DanWoikeSports·
The Los Angeles Lakers, who play tonight at 8 pm local in Miami, arrived at their hotel South Florida after 5 a.m. folllowing their win Wednesday night in Houston (a game that started at 8:30 pm central).
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@Slimjaneyyy At least 4-5 times a day but I usually say “not my circus not my monkeys.”
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Janet 🇲🇽✨
Janet 🇲🇽✨@Slimjaneyyy·
You ever start typing a tweet and half are like “I’m too old for this shit. I’m not gonna argue” So instead you block them
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@raqisright Yeah well you’re a dumb whore. 🤷‍♂️
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Raq@raqisright·
March Madness is beyond gay You’re cheering for dudes born in 2007 The only bracket you should be worried about is your tax bracket. You’re poor and obsessed with little boys. Grow tf up
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@PurpGolded Austin trying to get a high 5 and when he didn’t get it he just smacked him. That’ll teach him not to ignore his bestie.
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STH - 20@KSSTH20·
@LakersSpin They make millions. Who gives a fawk.
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LightSkin JAI ♒️
LightSkin JAI ♒️@HaHaJamezJonez·
@DanWoikeSports This is why they are called “professional athletes” They don’t nor deserve any sympathy for this. Save it for: Coal/Oil rig miners CNA’s/RN’s/EMT’s Firefighters/Police/USA Service Men … or people who do a whole lot more for a whole lot less!
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@SirStuffings @kirawontmiss He’s the fucking president. Presidents don’t make racists jokes during interviews. Shut the fuck up.
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kira 👾
kira 👾@kirawontmiss·
Japanese reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the attack in Iran? Trump: why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? bro what??? 😭😭😭
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@RichStapless Bitch got more filler in her lips than a Kardashian photo.
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@ThePettiestLA Ppl screamed and gnashed teeth when it was Biden doing it. Now that it’s trump its radio silence.
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Tha Kaptin@KaptinTha·
@meera1577 I don’t care who he’s talking about. It’s disrespectful. Bro ain’t playing. He’s coaching. Stfu bitch.
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