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Todo episódio de Dr. House: >Paciente chega no hospital >É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso >Dr. House entra em cena - Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos - Faça os exames seu imbecil >Ele vai falar com a paciente - Você é burra vá tomar no cu - Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa >Os ajudantes voltam pra sala - Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over - hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema - Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela >Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela - OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE??? - Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem >Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real >Paciente entra na sala curada - Eu estava errada sobre você - Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda >Episódio acaba

me: *trying to do my homework* gay little twink: :3 hiiii watcha dooin *paws at your pant leg* me: my work gay little twink: *flops on the floor* weh imm a puppy me: dude shut the fuck uo

can yall throw random technological buzzwords at me kinda like how this video does

@RoemieHillenaar And yet, there is a lamp post attached to the tank

Works insanely good with movie scenes, without advanced promoting!

SeeDance 2.0 is INSANE - Hollywood is COOKED. Character consistency, start / end-frame, 9 reference images - the control is insane!

He doesn't know what cuteness aggression is #deadlock

@RickShag @yesofficial Nobody that matters

@yesofficial Who's even in Yes anymore?

YES are proud to announce their 24th studio album ‘Aurora’ To be released on June 12 2026 Pre-order now at: yes-band.lnk.to/Aurora ‘Aurora’ will be available as a Limited Deluxe 180g Light Green 2LP+2CD+Blu-ray Artbook & Poster, as well as a Ltd Deluxe 2CD+Blu-ray Artbook, both featuring the stunning artwork of Roger Dean and Freya Dean, as well as a bonus disc of instrumentals, and a blu-ray featuring Dolby Atmos, 5.1 Surround Sound & 24bit stereo mixes (by Curtis Schwartz). The album is also available as a Gatefold 180g 2LP + LP-booklet, Special Edition CD Digipak & as Digital Album. Track-listing and more info at: yesworld.com/2026/04/yes-an…

It's literally just "patron" "walker" "guardian" he's acting like it's some silly goofy names when he got big off a game where you hopped on the "Battle Bus" and landed in "Tomato Town"

@shitpost_2077 Big Thief mentioned

@FSAPOJake @blk19_ Yup Got an R4 as soon as those were around and then a DSTwo later. And man tbt moonshell Way back then I was part of the ~warez scene~ and was uploading movies converted to whatever that format was, I dont even remember, feels like an entire lifetime ago.

@KittaRet @blk19_ I remember seeing online friends with other flash carts (the R4 didn't exist yet) that could play full DS ROMs, while the Max Media Dock pretty much didn't play any of them. At least Moonshell worked well on it. That's what I mostly used it for since I didn't have an iPod.

I ported Mac OS X to run natively on the Nintendo Wii - an idea I had over 10 years ago that I finally pursued last year. Here’s how I pulled it off: bryankeller.github.io/2026/04/08/por…

honestly, hotfoot is just foot to a guy like me

@FSAPOJake @blk19_ Lmao That was my first flash cart too. Absolute piece of shit and insanely expensive for how limited it was.

@blk19_ Brings back memories of when I used to run Mini Vmac on my Nintendo DS using a Max Media Dock way back in the day. That was easily the worst DS flash cart by a country mile, but I didn't know any better. I was 11-12.

משטר הטרור האיראני מחדש את ההוצאות להורג של אזרחיו, מפגינים ומתנגדים פוליטיים. ספרד פותחת מחדש את שגרירותה בטהראן. יד ביד. בלי בושה. לדראון עולם.

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Gemcrab locked

a lot of you:

@Nbankerr @voidzuva Have a job and still cant do this ://

@voidzuva So I can send money to hot people

how do people have jobs like if you have a job when do u make time for deadlock

@OldInternetFeel My computer had an 8gb hard drive at the time 😭

Who Needs a 75GB Hard Drive? (Maximum PC - August 2000)

this literally me