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US CARMAKERS ACCUSE EU OF BLOCKING SUPERSIZED PICK-UP TRUCKS FROM ROADS - FT

love the photo but the german in me is screaming "take your shoes off the seat"

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I can’t go out with you tonight, I have to update my toaster.

In 2025 science was conducted. After careful review, we determined it takes 3 ½ thingies of mayonnaise to fill up a Dell Optiplex. New science must be performed. Mayonnaise is too expensive, we need to know how many thingies of Ranch dressing can fill a Dell. Previous science:

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

>Potty training youngest >Last night pee was red >Wife freaks out >About to go to ER >Get her to calm down and set up an appointment with pediatrician for 7AM today >Pediatrician runs test on urine. Slightly orangish red colored >Perfectly hydrated, no bacteria >Says to come back on Thursday if it persists >Wife still worried/agitated >Changing their poop, notice glitter while wiping >Switch on detective mode >Check the box of glitter crayons sister recently got for her birthday >All the reds and oranges are gone >Check under youngest’s bed >Crayon wrappers with no crayons within. Reds and oranges. >Mystery solved >Wife is now able to sleep soundly

I was raised religious till I reached the age of reason.

Using the EU's regulatory failure, Revolut is building infrastructure across Europe to drive customer engagement and create a moat that rivals will find difficult to cross. EU rules (Regulation 260/2012, Article 9) are crystal clear: No one can refuse SEPA transfers or direct debits just because the IBAN has a foreign country code. You shouldn’t need a local IBAN for your salary, utilities, or taxes. But despite the law being in force for years, enforcement is weak - and IBAN discrimination is still a mass phenomenon. Revolut’s Lithuanian bank issues LT IBANs across Europe, yet people regularly get blocked from receiving salaries or government payments because “it’s not a local IBAN”. Sure, there are complaint procedures. In theory, every offending organisation could be forced to fix their systems. In reality, it’s a nightmare for users to fight, and far too big for Revolut to handle on a case-by-case basis. Most people just switch banks rather than fight bureaucracy - and Revolut knows it. Revolut stopped waiting for miracles. They went full land-grab mode: establishing locally regulated branches in key Member States to issue genuine local IBANs. Just yesterday, they announced their 10th branch in Hungary, which will start issuing HU IBANs. Current Revolut Bank UAB branches / local IBAN countries: Belgium France Germany Hungary Ireland Italy Netherlands Portugal Romania Spain Lithuania is the foundation; it's still the backbone for many, even as locals take over. Why is this a moat? You need a serious scale (hundreds of thousands of active users) in one country to justify a permanently staffed branch with compliance, legal, AML, and finance teams on the ground. If someone else got there first, they’ve already captured the market - and you’re playing catch-up with a weaker product. Revolut already have the users. Local branches just supercharge product-market fit and unlock new revenue streams at almost a low marginal cost. It’s a classic first-mover land grab: the later you arrive, the more expensive and painful it gets. Main advantages of local IBANs for Revolut: -Overcomes IBAN discrimination and boosts usability -Higher customer acquisition and retention -Regulatory and compliance edge -Improved trust and perception as a “proper bank” -Network effects and ecosystem lock-in Bottom line: While everyone else debates rules, Revolut is quietly owning the map. Competitors playing catch-up will pay dearly. This is defensive positioning on steroids. What do you think, is Revolut turning regulatory gaps into an unassailable advantage? Or will someone else eventually catch up? Drop a comment if you want me to dive deeper into any parts.