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@KPRC2 Had a down live wire for nearly a week. I’ve reported over and over. This is DANGEROUS. @CenterPoint won’t do anything. They clearly don’t care about safety.

LATEST UPDATE: CenterPoint Energy aims to restore power to 90% of customers hit by Hurricane Beryl by Monday night. Have you had your power restored by CenterPoint Energy? click2houston.com/news/local/202…

@CenterPoint I’ve had a DOWN LIVE WIRE for nearly a week. I’ve reported until I’m blue in the face. This is DANGEROUS. I have a newborn baby. Do something. @KHOU @HoustonChron @abc13houston

Houston, we understand your frustrations and our crews are working hard to get your power restored as safely and as quickly as possible.

@CenterPoint I have a LIVE wire down in my yard. This is DANGEROUS. I have a newborn. PLEASE fix this. I’ve reported it for days. What is wrong with yall?!?

We continue to work day and night and expect to restore 80% of impacted customers by the end of the day Sunday, July 14 and expect to be able to provide estimated restoration dates for substantially all impacted customers on Friday, July 12. Read our latest update: centerpointenergy.com/en-us/corporat…

This is our FIFTH day without power. There is a LIVE wire down in our yard. I have a newborn and a cat. @CenterPoint what is wrong with y’all?!? This is DANGEROUS. #CenterPoint #Houston

@beyoncegarden Pretty Hurts

name a Beyoncé song that starts with the first letter of your name😭

@AcademicChatter Run

@academic_exit Still looking

PhDs working outside of academia: how long after starting your post-ac search did you get your first formal interview? Let's help set folks' expectations around timelines by sharing the range. 🙌

@megynkelly So pathetic to see women tearing other women down like this. Shameful and embarrassing. Looks like you should address your own self-esteem.

Announcers for this Eagles-49ers game just spotted the First Lady in a box and of course call her “Dr. Jill Biden.” Wonder if she realizes what a wannabe she looks like insisting on this fake title. Get a real MD or just work on your self-esteem.

@academic_exit Starting the PhD in the first place. 💕

PhD who have exited academia: any regrets?

Good morning. Texas deserves better than Greg Abbott.

Turns out I love sports

When I'm governor, we're going to legalize marijuana in Texas.

Texas deserves better than Greg Abbott.

When I’m governor, we will finally legalize marijuana in Texas and expunge the records of those arrested for marijuana possession.

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@notgwendalupe @davidmackau @LaidBackBetch

@tweetsbybob_ @mollihummel

The stages of eating an edible

🪩 CHICAGO 🪩 Scarlet Bar in Chicago is hosting a Beyoncé birthday party on September 4th! They’ll be playing all of her albums front to back. #ClubRenaissance #RENAISSANCE

@DrCarrieLynn @AcademicChatter Data or data

In 3 days I graduate with my PhD. During my doctorate I survived breast cancer, a global pandemic, and an abusive/toxic internship experience. I fought like hell for years to get here and I’m proud of myself. That’s it. That’s the tweet.🤍 #AcademicTwitter